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If she's French, she could be Catholic. 
And you would score points by inviting her to the Passion.
And you would score points by inviting her to the Passion.
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Nah, Pasolini's 120 days of Sodom is better.Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
If she's French, she could be Catholic.
And you would score points by inviting her to the Passion.
In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.Comment
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Or you could actually sodomise her for 120 days. I think she might realise that you're in love with her after that, though.If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.Comment
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Yeah, the French are a bit rusty when it comes to get a point.Originally posted by FrustratedPoet
Or you could actually sodomise her for 120 days. I think she might realise that you're in love with her after that, though.In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.Comment
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Let's take the example of my girlfriend and her brother. They have been christened at birth, they occasionally went to Sunday's school, and they did whatever sacrament you have at 13 (don't know the English name). They'll probably get married at the Church. They couldn't care less about God and his saintsOriginally posted by skywalker
According to the CIA World Factbook (I downloaded it as a resource for a History paper and it has proven useful just for general statistics) France is 90% Roman Catholic.
OTOH, that looks odd (I thought they had a huge influx of muslims), so let's let Spiffor tell us
They're typical examples of our Roman Catholics: do the sacraments, think in Catholic terms when bothered to think about it, and that's about all the religious commitment they have. Chances are your girl has been christened at birth, and made the "communion" at 13. OTOH, that's not enough for her to even care about God
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"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- DisComment
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Your girlfriend is going to marry her brother, Spiff?Originally posted by Spiffor
Let's take the example of my girlfriend and her brother. They have been christened at birth, they occasionally went to Sunday's school, and they did whatever sacrament you have at 13 (don't know the English name). They'll probably get married at the Church.
If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.Comment
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At least that's my fantasy
"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- DisComment
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Not even you go sleep that earlyOriginally posted by FrustratedPoet
Yes, waking somebody up at midnight is the best way to win their love.
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throw a rock through her windowWe the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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That sounds EXACTLY like me (except I don't do the "think in Catholic terms" thing)Originally posted by Spiffor
Let's take the example of my girlfriend and her brother. They have been christened at birth, they occasionally went to Sunday's school, and they did whatever sacrament you have at 13 (don't know the English name). They'll probably get married at the Church. They couldn't care less about God and his saints
They're typical examples of our Roman Catholics: do the sacraments, think in Catholic terms when bothered to think about it, and that's about all the religious commitment they have. Chances are your girl has been christened at birth, and made the "communion" at 13. OTOH, that's not enough for her to even care about God
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Well, yes, most kids have learned a respectable chunk of their native language by age eight.Originally posted by skywalker
(As a sidenote, she's from France she moved here when she was eight. She speaks much better French than I do.)
Those who haven't are, well....., you know.......
"I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!Comment
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It's called a Bar Mitzvah.Originally posted by Spiffor
Let's take the example of my girlfriend and her brother. They have been christened at birth, they occasionally went to Sunday's school, and they did whatever sacrament you have at 13 (don't know the English name).
Shhhhhh........ Don't tell him, let's see if he actually knows the difference.
"I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!Comment
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I know it
I managed to avoid my bar mitzvah just like I avoided my communion
"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- DisComment
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Same here.Originally posted by Spiffor
This thread makes me smile and feel warm and fuzzy
Sky, it's a wonderful feeling
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Well, it's not like I can resist such a happy topic
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In his absense, I say nice one Sky!!!
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I'm asking her to go ice skating with me and a friend of mine and his gf. Wish me luck.
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