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avoid her at all costs. women are evil. it's been mathematically proven. skywalker, you have your whole life ahead of you, don't muck it up because you've come under the bewitching influence of those eeevil feminine wiles!
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Can't live with 'em, can't hit 'em over the head with a baseball bat.Originally posted by Theben
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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well, you can. but make sure you have a bulletproof vest and running shoes.B♭3Comment
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So the bewitching influence of evil GianCarlos' wiles is better?Originally posted by Q Cubed
avoid her at all costs. women are evil. it's been mathematically proven. skywalker, you have your whole life ahead of you, don't muck it up because you've come under the bewitching influence of those eeevil feminine wiles!
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Giancarlo doesn't have any wiles.
He's quite a bit more blunt than that.
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I had a girl friend many many years ago whom I wanted to impress. To impress her I asked her out to a real broadway musical. You have to understand that broadway shows didn't often pass through Roanoke, Virginia in those days. The show I took her to was "Jesus Christ Superstar." How was I to know that most Iranians are Muslims? The relationship died shortly afterwards.Originally posted by DataAeolus
Ask her out to the Passion movie if she haven't seen it yet. A good date movie with a suggestive title
Before taking her to "Passion" make sure that she's not an atheist, Muslim, Hindu, Buddhist or Wiccan."I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!Comment
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Or Jew.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Or Jew.
"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- DisComment
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Or paying more attention to the movie than you.I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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Savor the feeling, skywalker. You'll miss it, maybe even regret it, when the two of you part ways, but in the end it's all worth it, I think.
Then again, I'm on the same drug you are. It doesn't end when you graduate high school, thank God, and it never loses its potency.the good reverendComment
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Can't live with 'em, can't hit 'em over the head with a baseball bat.
Who says?
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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I don't understand. Skywalker said he is 'UNLOADING'- doesn't that mean he already owns the girl? Or he has a fvck friend, and he wants to dump her for that girl on who he has a crush?In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.Comment
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She is PWn3D!111!I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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This is a too-way street. there are drugs that can also make you love everyone.
Oh, and good for you, young skywalker. I wish I was smart as you are in the 10th grade *sigh*Comment
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You're high on SERETONIN, nature freak. The same junky garbage that flushes into your brain when you pop grade A ecstasy
At least in majority held theory. Love is chemical to such a simple degree; ain't that a f*ing diveComment
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