Ten Commandments 2003: How did we do?

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by Jamski
I broke all of them except I forgot to murder anyone this year. Oh well.

Its all old Jewish rituals from 4,000 years ago anyway.

-Jam

You comitted adultery? All right!

[Nubclear]

[QUOTE] efore anyone decides to convert to mormonism, make sure you read this article first. Or are you just too lazy? [/QUOTER]

Mother****er. Don't ever insult the Mormon church ever again. Don't you know its the one true church, or have you been fooled by the devil?!

Hmmm….actually, my perception of Mormonism was improved by the article.

Before you begin to praise it as the one true religion...just remember its not as good as some paint it out to be.
And remember: I live in Mormonland. Don't even try to debate it.

[gamenaught]

All you have to do is take the red pill.

And if I take the green one then what?

Well, you know what they say about green M&M's


Actually, I'm beginning to think red pills are over-rated. Lately, I could use a tummy full of blue pills.

[Space05us]

****! i didnt know the ten commandments were so strict. according to those descriptions I broke every one of them, many times. Good thing Im not Christian, eh?

[Space05us]

I'll try to do better this year, not because I give a **** if I get into heavan, but because it will be a challange!

You shall have no other gods before Me
You shall not make for yourself any idol
You shall not take the name of God in vain
Remember the Sabbath Day, to keep it holy

I think I'll pass on these ones though. And I'll do it right here, right now!!!! Comrade Tassadar and UberKrux are my goDs, Apolyton is my shrine of worship, God ****ing dammit, and I'll just have to make sure I scratch my butt at least once each day for week to make sure those days arent holy. now that those are out of the way...

Honor your father and your mother
this one shouldnt be too hard, had I not been depressed late last year I would have kept this one before.

You shall not murder
****! I hate a lot of people, but I shall try my bestest (do Imaginary people count, like on games??)

You shall not commit adultery
it all depends if I get in a relationship this year.

You shall not steal
easy enough, dont know why I did last year and I actually regret doing it as I felt lower afterwards.

You shall not lie
does this include when women ask about thier looks??

You shall not covet
guess the hustler in the bathroom has to go, huh?


and I shall go forth and editith my signitureth to keep scoreth, for I am a butt munch my own lord.

[gamenaught]

Speaking of your signature...

"Bestiality should be forbidden only when it falls under the category of cruelty to animals, since sometimes, the animal is more than willing to participate" -Spiffor

[Asher]

AND LET'S NOT FORGET THAT JESUS ALWAYS FORGIVES IF YOU ACCEPT HIM INTO YOUR

Would he sleep with me and accept me if I became infatuated with him?

[Space05us]

what does heysuess have to do with dog spelled backwards anyway? I thought the big J was a prophet, so what if he forgives us.

[gamenaught]

But, in the end, the ten commandments don't mean squat according to most Christian denominations. You can kill 6 million people and still get into heaven just for believing something while a person that has spent his life helping the poor will go to hell if he doesn't believe the right thing. The only important thing is picking the right God/prophet/religion. Get it right, eternal bliss. Get it wrong, eternal torture.

Better not be skeptical. Jesus will get you.

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by gamenaught
Speaking of your signature...

Where is the problem?

Edit: I'm very happy Space05us immortalized this quote in his sig, and I hope he'll continue to keep it for a long long time . The thread where I posted it has been deleted, you see

[Space05us]

Edit: I'm very happy Space05us immortalized this quote in his sig, and I hope he'll continue to keep it for a long long time . The thread where I posted it has been deleted, you see

I intend to, its not often you go to reply to something with a quote to find the thread has disappeared and you're left thinking if you just made it up in your mind.

[Boris Godunov]

I'm still waiting for an explanation as to why people focus on these 10 Commandments, when the one I posted came later and seem to replace them.

Come on, which of you have been boiling kids in their mother's milk?

[orange]

uh...who murdered?

[orange]

i can't believe 1/4 of you committed adultery!

[GePap]

Whats with the utter lack of anyone keeping the Sabbath holy!