it's the revival of the corrupt wish game (II)

[Shadowstrike]

They do. Tomorrow morning, Al-Qaeda steals large quantities of the anitmatter and destroy every city on the world that refuses to join their global Caliphate.

I wish for a space ship with FTL capabilities.

[self biased]

granted. the ship goes faster than light, but the contents stay right where they are.

i wish i could make up my mind between the thunderhawk gunship and the warhound titan.

[Mr. Harley]

You can. You have to. You find yourself suddenly in the future, and the choice means life or death. You choose wrong.

I wish my stomach felt better (case of food poisoning).

[Theben]

It does, but that's because the toxins have destroyed your pain receptors in/around your stomach. You've got about 2 hours of life left. Use them wisely!

I wish that that damn Dora the Explorer never sang a single song.

[Mr. Harley]

She loses her voice. Millions of enraged children track you down, and you pummeled to death with a million little stuffed Dora dolls.

I wish I had a borogove (I feel mimsy ).

[Mr. Harley]

Twas brillig and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe
All mimsy were the borogoves
And the mome raths outgrabe.

[Enigma_Nova]

Originally posted by -Jrabbit
You do -- because you now live on Saturn.

YOU DUNCE!!! SATURN HAS A 10 HOUR DAY YOU FOOL!!!

[Mr. Harley]

Doesn't anybody read dead white males?

[Drogue]

Nope

[Mr. Harley]

Drogue, he's one was of countrymen! Famous also, and his work has made it to the big screen a bunch of times. It's easy to track down.

[Mr. Harley]

Okay, I surrender. Verse the second.

'Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!'


I was obviously in uffish thought. (all you had to due was google the words, I made sure when I post it )

[self biased]

originally posted by shawnmmc
I wish I had a borogove.

granted. you do, but it's not what you think it is. in fact, nobody knows what it is.

i wish people would wish, and not get too wrapped up in x-posts.

[Mr. Harley]

They do, but somebody makes an even more esoteric and confusing with than I did, and the thread dies.

(from my wife - she's been following this and laughed at a few). I wish I knew when our daughter was going to have a poopy, reliably, soon enough that I could do something about it.

[self biased]

granted. you know know when she will have a poopy, relaibly, and soon enough to do something about it. but one of two things will inevitably happen: either you will be on the can yourself, or she will have a poopy so large, the term "metric assload" would be applicable.

i wish someone else besides shawnmmcc would corrupt my wishes.

[Mr. Harley]

They do, because I stop posting. However, it causes the thread to sink into obscurity, because posts come so far apart.

I wish that we end up with more posters, resulting in a greater variety of corruption.