it's the revival of the corrupt wish game (II)

[Kuciwalker]

[Q Classic]

he isn't a snark anymore. in fact, he's in such a great mood, that he thinks everybody deserves a vacation at mingapulco.

i wish silverware never had to be polished.

[Theben]

Originally posted by Q Cubed
he isn't a snark anymore. in fact, he's in such a great mood, that he thinks everybody deserves a vacation at mingapulco.

I'm not sure which is worse: Ming being grumpy, or Ming being 'playful'...

[ICBM]

Originally posted by Q Cubed
i wish silverware never had to be polished.

Granted. Silverware never has to be polished. Unfortunately, the "miracle" chemical that is invented to allow silverware to never be polished also dissolves into food and is very toxic...

I wish I could get away with never brushing my teeth and never going to the dentist without any harm to my teeth.

[Kuciwalker]

Granted. You have no teeth

I wish I could view 100 posts per thread.

[Shogun Gunner]

Granted. But it's at 4 point font size.

I wish humans could see the entire spectrum of light, not just the so-called "visible spectrum".

[Mr. President]

Granted.

But now you can see the truth: that ultraviolet light carries swarms of miniscule ugly creatures. It drives you insane and you hang yourself from the chandelier.

I wish for the ability to read minds.

[JohnT]

Granted. You can now read your SO's mind during sex... and you find out she thinks Willow is cuter than Buffy too.

I wish for a million dollars.

[ICBM]

Granted. But it's a million counterfeit dollars, and you are soon arrested by the Secret Service, and never seen again.

I wish my cat wouldn't shed his hair on my bed.

[Shogun Gunner]

Granted. But it's awarded on year 2350 dollars, discounting for inflation, that leaves you with about $7.91 in today's money. Enjoy.

I wish I could perfectly recreate entire songs - of my choosing - in my head at digital CD quality with control over volume.

[Shogun Gunner]

damn x-post. sorry icbm

[ICBM]

Granted. Unfortunately, there's no stop button, so the songs play in your head continuously, forever. You eventually go insane as a result.

I repeat my wish.

[Q Classic]

it doesn't. it sheds it on your toothbrush and boxers/briefs instead.

[Q Classic]

i wish the seats at the movie theater were more comfortable, because my ass hurts from watching lotr a second time.

[Kuciwalker]

Granted. However, they are so incredibly comfortable that people decide to rip them off the floor and take them home, so you have to sit on the (gum-covered) floor.

I wish the OTF counted in your postcount.