The Corrupt wish game

[Mr. Harley]

They do. However, music is banned by the new fundamentalist prophet.

I wish we could keep this a free-floating thread for the next year, driving the moderators to distraction .

edit - screwed up which page I was on

[Theben]

Granted. It floats away from Apolyton, soaring from forum to forum driving all it comes across completely insane. Its origin is eventually tracked to here and the FBI shuts down the site and arrests anyone who's ever posted.

I wish the superstring theory involved cheese.

[self biased]

granted. now, cheese is merely theoretically a dairy product, and made from non-dairy creamer.

i wish apolyton would pool its funds and fly Gia from cali to my place for new years.

[Mr. Harley]

She's there. As are several hundred irate aplytonites who want to know why the site has been shut down, due to the disappearance of all it's funds.

I wish my little girl, when she gets older, does NOT date young men like Zylka and Self-Biased, but insteads dates nice, young, stable, mentally healthy guys around her own age.

[self biased]

wish granted. unfortunatley, there's a nuclear holocaust, and jon miller's the only other male left besides myself and zylka.

i wish i could play bass like ryan from mudvayne.

[Mr. Harley]

Granted. After being kidnapped by aliens, they give you a neural implant that lets you play bass like no human ever born. Unfortunately, you cannot return to earth, and all of the aliens are tone deaf.

I wish I didn't have to try to figure out why my home computer is dead, component by component.

[Theben]

Granted. You give up trying to fix it and instead go out and buy a new one.

I wish Stefu had never had access to the internet.

[Urban Ranger]

Granted, now he is the Internet.

I wish I could stop eating chocolate.

[Theben]

Originally posted by Urban Ranger
Granted, now he is the Internet.

*urk* *gag*

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

*faints*

[Q Classic]

congratulations. now you're stuck eating white chocolate, which really isn't chocolate at all.

i wish time didn't go by so fast.

[Vlad Antlerkov]

Granted. The universe begins to contract upon itself, decreasing entropy and reversing time.

I wish I had a gigantic empty cardboard box.

[Immortal Wombat]

Originally posted by Vlad Antlerkov
I wish I had a gigantic empty cardboard box.

Granted. Unfortunately it's on fire.

I wish it was tomorrow.

[ICBM]

Granted. Unfortunately, the world ended today.

I wish I wasn't so much better than everyone else.

[Enigma_Nova]

Granted. Now I'm better than everyone else!

I wish I could kill people with the power of my mind (Aimed at no apolytonite in particular...)

[Q Classic]

I wish i had head explody

------

Fine, but just as she goes to perform the deed, your head explodes and it all ends rather suddenly. But at least you die with a smile on your face.

granted. in a fit of self-directed rage, you kill yourself with your mind.

i wish i didn't get that nagging sensation of deja deja vu.