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  • #31
    Originally posted by MikeH
    Dunno, she said that now winter's creeping in she needs to get something hot inside her in the evenings...


    I'm tellin' ya man, she wants YOU! Save your money.

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    • #32
      Maybe, I just wish she'd give me some signals.
      Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
      Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
      We've got both kinds

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      • #33
        Originally posted by MikeH
        Maybe, I just wish she'd give me some signals.

        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #34
          "not that kind of pearl necklace"
          "I want something hot inside me in the evenings"
          It looks like she wants you indeed
          "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
          "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
          "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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          • #35
            What the hell? You guys go for the obvious gag whereas I go for subtle irony, paradox and dry understatement and you people think I'M the unfunny one? What a bunch of Jerry Lewis-wannabes.
            "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
            Drake Tungsten
            "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
            Albert Speer

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            • #36
              Originally posted by monolith94
              What the hell? You guys go for the obvious gag whereas I go for subtle irony, paradox and dry understatement and you people think I'M the unfunny one? What a bunch of Jerry Lewis-wannabes.
              The point is that the obvious gag is the funny way to go in this particular context - who the hell wants subtle irony, paradox and dry understatement when smut is involved!!?
              Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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              • #37
                Originally posted by monolith94
                What the hell? You guys go for the obvious gag whereas I go for subtle irony, paradox and dry understatement and you people think I'M the unfunny one?
                For some reason this had me laugh out loudly in front if my computer
                "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                • #38
                  "For some reason this had me laugh out loudly in front if my computer"

                  It's the irony that did it.
                  "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
                  Drake Tungsten
                  "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
                  Albert Speer

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by MOBIUS


                    The point is that the obvious gag is the funny way to go in this particular context - who the hell wants subtle irony, paradox and dry understatement when smut is involved!!?
                    I don't know what you think's amusing? There's no gag here and I certainly hope there's no gagging tonight.
                    Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                    Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                    We've got both kinds

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                    • #40
                      As long as nobody bites the pillows gagging should be avoided
                      Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
                      Douglas Adams (Influential author)

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                      • #41
                        Is that some kind of euphamism?
                        Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                        Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                        We've got both kinds

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                        • #42
                          You should devise a subtle approach to probe if she wants you for real, or if it's just us Polytubbies having a wet dream. Once the probe is done, I trust you'll know what to do
                          "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                          "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                          "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                          • #43
                            Any advice on a tactic for subtle probing?
                            Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                            Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                            We've got both kinds

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                            • #44
                              All right, that does it. This entire thread has been a joke, hasn't it?

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                              • #45
                                Here, Mike: this is a thread about the horrors of missed signals. Don't do as I did!

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