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Just take her up the Oxo Tower and all will be well.
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She doesn't want to go out. We're definitely having dinner at her place.Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
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Meat and two veg?Comment
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Buy a camel for her.This is Shireroth, and Giant Squid will brutally murder me if I ever remove this link from my signature | In the end it won't be love that saves us, it will be mathematics | So many people have this concept of God the Avenger. I see God as the ultimate sense of humor -- SlowwHandComment
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Dunno, she said that now winter's creeping in she needs to get something hot inside her in the evenings. Not sure if she means spicy or just a hot meal as opposed to a salad or something.Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
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Two humps or a dromodary?Originally posted by Ari Rahikkala
Buy a camel for her.Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
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I'd recommend you give her a fish paste surprise...Originally posted by MikeH
She doesn't want to go out. We're definitely having dinner at her place.Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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This is like pearls before swine.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Maybe she'll cook something for you involving clams.Mother ****ing goddamn ass chewing, **** sucking son of a *****Comment
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Speaking of swine, good morning Venom.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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@ Sloww
"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- DisComment
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"Two humps or a dromodary?"
They're called Bactrians, you uncultured goon."mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
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"get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
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Ah yes, that's much funnier.
Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
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He's at Poly, he's never supposed to be funny.Mother ****ing goddamn ass chewing, **** sucking son of a *****Comment
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I think you can manage at least three humps - after all that's what the subliminal messaging of most, er, prophylactic packets would have us believe...Originally posted by MikeH
Two humps or a dromodary?
Laughs at Monolith, not with him...
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