Er don't know if you guys are the best to ask about this, lol..

[Sikander]

Originally posted by Ted Striker


Got it covered.

That's why they have to ask how big it is.

[Jamski]

If they have to ask, then it ain't big enough for them to work it out anyway.

Wear 3 socks in your pants, and any colour you damm well feel like wearing

-Jam

[duke o' york]

Just wear whatever you want, but have shots of absinthe, whisky (Fosters if you want to go amber, but no-one else will care) and something red (is that Aftershock potable?) and then drink out of the appropriate one when someone looks at you to check you out. It'll save you having to go shopping for clothes, you can change your mind according to the situation, and you'll get really drunk really quick!
Alternatively you could buy bottles of Becks, Miller GD and Bud - they're green orange and red aren't they?

[Solly]

Nice idea Duke O' York. I can't really go downtown to shop now (laundry doing, plus lecture in two hours) for something green or "amber", so I'll have to stick with a plan like that.

[Kropotkin]

I've never understood the concept of so called speed dating. If you're good at getting girls you don't need it (you'll pick 'em up in the bar) and if you're not you'll just look more like a fool than usual.

[Solly]

It's just fun Kropotkin, so what..

[Kropotkin]

I doesn't sound as fun to me. Either you'll be bored for three minutes or the time will fly but you still have to walk to the next table.

But it's not me that's going to this party. If you think it's fun, by all means. Just don't drink to much before you get a chance to talk to those lovely ladies.

[Solly]

"Either you'll be bored for three minutes or the time will fly but you still have to walk to the next table."

Either you'll have a great time chatting, or you have only got to put up with three minutes of it.

[Flubber]

You meet a lot of women that are obviously LOOKING and you meet them fast. Having someone tick a box yes or no at the end of 3 minutes might seem fast but you won't waste time pursuing people that just aren't interested.

I think 3 minutes is a little fast though-- versions here seem to be 6 minutes or even 10 minutes per "date"

[Kropotkin]

Maybe, at least if it's more than 3 minutes, the people that are organizing it should also give the couples a number of interesting topics to talk about. Like for example; "Was the Schlieffen-plan a realistic plan for winning the war or a preussian pipe-dream?". Or something like that.

[duke o' york]

Well if she's still speaking when the bell rings then you're on to a winner!
I, however, would have cleverly used the remaining 2 minutes and 55 seconds to build myself the best Andersen shelter possible given the constraints of time and materials.

[Ecthy]

It was of course a realistic plan. In its time.

[Ben Kenobi]

Worked very well except the plan was not followed. They took too many divisions in East Prussia when the Russians mobilised and too many in the Rhineland to prevent French troops from coming in the south.

Moltke was a horrible commander.

Still, they came close to Paris, the French got their act together just in time.

[pchang]

Speed Dating

What do you want to know about a girl before you ask her to be your girlfriend?

Put them in a list. These are the questions you ask during your speed dating session. The smart girls will do the same.

Many men only care how the woman looks so their question list will be quite short, i.e. "Would you please stand up and turn around?"

[DanielXY]

"Stand up and turn around, immideatly!"

fixed