Er don't know if you guys are the best to ask about this, lol..

[Zylka]

Yes

a red shirt that says THE HIV in bold white letters

You won't be able to move without petting pvssy

[Pekka]

it'll be so embarrasing, when you'll be the only one wearing green. Everyone thinks 'well.. I'm not in the mood of putting the effort, I'll go but I won't dress up'. Then they'll laugh at you. So you could as well just go naked. That way I guarantee there will be people wanting to talk to you, even women, you'll be noticed for sure and you stand out. And when you get arrested, do the Nixon hand thing (you know, both hands up, and victory signs) and everyone will be like 'Aaaaavenue Aavenue' 'yeah he's the man!' and when you get all that hype.. some chicks will want to date you, just to see what the hype is about.

Or you get arrested and everyone thinks you're a jackass. But you'll be noticed. So better go drunk as well, so you don't have to remember the embarrasing moment. If you score, that's good, you'll remember it, if you fail, you remember it in better light than it really was.

And as for the speed dating.. just ask 'Spit or Swallow'. They will remember you when they think about who they want to go out with. This I guarantee. THey will remember.

[germanos]

When the three minutes are done, say: "Was it good for you too?"

[Flubber]

Originally posted by Pekka
as for the speed dating.. just ask 'Spit or Swallow'. They will remember you when they think about who they want to go out with. This I guarantee. THey will remember.

yup-- they will remember you . .. . as the jerk they don't want to go out with . . . but you would be remembered

[Solly]

"When the three minutes are done, say: "Was it good for you too?""

Not bad.

[Pekka]

Flubber, yes but there is no such thing as bad press.

[Spiffor]

Wear green, and use this hookup-line: "do you knwo furries ?"

[MrFun]

Wear a white T-shirt that has an upside down pink triangle on it.

[Jon Miller]

I like Funs suggestion

JM

[Zylka]

Wear a penis in your hand and man fluids dribbling down your chin

[Jon Miller]

btw

won't this play havoc on the colorbling guys like me?

I have screwed up red and green many times

JM

[Pekka]

flubber, I forgot, that's foreign trick. You see you ask that with a straight face and then the girl is like WTF? and ready to slap you, then you put on your what's goign on face.. and say 'I'm sorry my english is bad' giving the impression that you meant something else.

Then you secretly see what's she is like sexually. If she then laughs and tells you what it really means, then she's open and swallows.

If she just then tries to correct you and find out what you wanted to really say, it's tough to say, but most likely a spitter.

If she is still upset, but not directly angry at you, and says 'it's so awful I can't say what it means!!' and all upset.. she's most likely something else, but you don't are not interested anymore.

If she attacks you, she's a feminist and you should counter it fast with a boob grabbing and run.

And you all know I'm RIGHT!

[Main_Brain]

Wear a Robe and Wizard Hat.
That should work.

[Pekka]

HAAARRR!!

[Solly]

Everyone will be in amber