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Er don't know if you guys are the best to ask about this, lol..

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  • #31
    No, I said nude.

    edit: I'm sorry for these horrible responses in this thread. I'm very tired and about to go to sleep. Forgive me.
    In da butt.
    "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
    THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
    "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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    • #32
      Er, me too. 10 o'clock lecture

      www.my-piano.blogspot

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      • #33
        Wear blue.
        -30-

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Pekka
          flubber, I forgot, that's foreign trick. You see you ask that with a straight face and then the girl is like WTF? and ready to slap you, then you put on your what's goign on face.. and say 'I'm sorry my english is bad' giving the impression that you meant something else.

          Then you secretly see what's she is like sexually. If she then laughs and tells you what it really means, then she's open and swallows.

          If she just then tries to correct you and find out what you wanted to really say, it's tough to say, but most likely a spitter.

          If she is still upset, but not directly angry at you, and says 'it's so awful I can't say what it means!!' and all upset.. she's most likely something else, but you don't are not interested anymore.

          If she attacks you, she's a feminist and you should counter it fast with a boob grabbing and run.

          And you all know I'm RIGHT!
          Nope -- its a old old trick-- heck it was old when I was a teen-- so instead of being unoriginal or crude, you have managed both at the same time

          oh and lots of women that swallow would reject you for asking

          The only women that this will succeed with are those that fancy you anyway and you will succeed with them in spite of this approach . . . NEVER because of it


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          It all depends what you are looking for . .. If you approached enough women with a line like -- I think you are really cute and would love to lick your >>>> " you would get SOMEONE to agree eventually
          You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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          • #35
            Well, it wasn't a serious suggestion you know




            (but it woudl still work I'm sure... you're wrong, I'm right, sorry that's the way it is...)..
            In da butt.
            "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
            THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
            "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Pekka
              Well, it wasn't a serious suggestion you know




              (but it woudl still work I'm sure... you're wrong, I'm right, sorry that's the way it is...)..
              Try it out and see how you do

              There are dozens of variations on these sexual greetings and the reality is the people that can carry it off are usually so personable ( or hot) that they generally succeed anyway.

              You don't need an approach -- all you need is confidence
              You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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              • #37
                well anyway I'll be going to sleep now, it's late here. Or should I say early. And the babes in my dreams always likes it when I approach them with this kinds of stuff. They never say no.
                In da butt.
                "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                • #38
                  I can't believe you have to spend 3 minutes with someone before you know if you like them or not. Most women make up their minds about you in the first 30 seconds.

                  The rest is deception, shameless self-promotion, and how big your d1ck REALLY is.

                  -30-

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                  • #39
                    Perhaps the lack of green clothing is God trying to send you a message.


                    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                    • #40
                      Re: Prognosis

                      Originally posted by Zylka
                      You're going to die, man

                      Jon Miller
                      We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by st_swithin
                        The rest is how big your d1ck REALLY is.

                        Got it covered.
                        We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                        • #42
                          Hey Bodds this whole event sounds like bollocks if you ask me.
                          We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                          • #43
                            Oddly, I've had success in asking the following question as an icebreaker, "What's your favorite sandwhich meat?"
                            If you look around and think everyone else is an *******, you're the *******.

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                            • #44
                              Yo Bodds, you need to wear this sweater

                              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                              • #45
                                you're right, we aren't the best people to ask for this

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