What to do about my girl's overprotective mother?

[TCO]

huge difference in kick.

[Ben Kenobi]

Thats the point, you cant.

I agree with Urban Ranger - Sexual compatibility would just be both of you wanting to **** each other.

And I don't think you need to wait until marriage to know that

It's also about how well you have sex together. You may be magnetically attracted to someone, then have sex, and realize, "What was I thinking?"

Can't you work on that? The desire would seem to be the biggest factor.

[st_swithin]

Originally posted by Sikander




I've got a .45 which I don't need as a symbolic virility device as I am in a relationship right now. You could borrow that, but I hear you prefer a 9mm. More shots, but less stopping power.

Nice. As soon as my sister's current bf steps out of line, I'll be paying you a visit.

I don't have any particular preference; actually, I like a .22 rifle - lets me keep my distance and does more damage than you'd think.

I really want one of those magic movie pistols that somehow have clips of up to [unlimited] ammo.

[st_swithin]

Originally posted by Sikander


Sounds like he was hoping that you would satisfy one another, and he could masturbate. It worked when he was doing it to Penthouse after all.

He bought me a subscription to Perfect 10 for Christmas one year. It's not exactly Cosmo, but it did remind me that I'm too short, too fat, and my tits are too small. He had a ton of porn - I don't know why he thought he needed other visual aids.

[Ben Kenobi]

Seems Austin Powers loses his mojo here on Poly.

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
Can't you work on that? The desire would seem to be the biggest factor.

You may realize, right after having sex for the first time, that your partner is not the right one: too daring or not enough, too athletic or not enough, to quick to get the orgasm, etc. etc.

If you're really in love with your partner, you can work up on that. But if you're not that in love with your partner (or if your love has mostly to do with sexual attraction), your desire to remain together can become very floppy after sex.

[Brundlefly]

Originally posted by st_swithin


It's unfortunate that the guy usually suggests a threesome with the girl and her best friend.

"Gee, not only can he not satisfy one woman, he's gonna try for two. At the same time."

Once upon a time, while talking to my girlfriend, I let slip that I thought her mom was hot. I even implied that a threesome with her mom wouldn't bother me. She was outraged and told me I was sick, but deep down she was probably intrigued by the idea...

[Urban Ranger]

Wishful thinking, sicko

[Brundlefly]

Originally posted by Urban Ranger
Wishful thinking, sicko

Ouch. Did I strike a nerve? You must have walked in on your girlfriend or mom having a threesome?

Don't be a hater just because you've never been presented with the same opportunity... I wouldn't make that proposal to just any girl. This one was a freak - and her mom kinda was too. But, as I found out, not THAT freaky...

[MichaeltheGreat]

In other words, your ass got dumped then and there...

[Brundlefly]

Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat
In other words, your ass got dumped then and there...

Ah, no. One thing about women - they virtually have a selective memory. They never forget things, but the penalties you pay for transgressions diminish the closer you match their "ideal guy" paradigm. This is why you see so many nice girls with jerks. I lasted with her another year or so after this event before I was the victim of a paradigm shift...

[Az]

Feephi admits to being a jerk.

Nice effort with the girl, and her mom, though.

[st_swithin]

Family values and togetherness.

I hope I don't ever meet the perfect guy - he'd probably be too perfect for me, and then I'd have nothing left to fantasize about.

[Drake Tungsten]

I hope I don't ever meet the perfect guy - he'd probably be too perfect for me, and then I'd have nothing left to fantasize about.

Don't worry. I seriously doubt we're ever going to run into each other.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Honestly, I've mey two guys who had low self esteem and they would always play the "I don't want a girlfriend and I don't want to get laid" line. I honestly believe they could get laid if they'd just have the confidence to ask a few girls out on dates but they seem to be afraid to try. My guess is they're so afraid of failing that they've rationalized themselves into believing that they can't fail if they just don't try. I.E. "I'm not failing; I just don't want to try".

That may be to much psychoanalysis though.

No, that's probably right on the money. I was that friend at one time.