What to do about my girl's overprotective mother?

[st_swithin]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten

I hope I don't ever meet the perfect guy - he'd probably be too perfect for me, and then I'd have nothing left to fantasize about.

Don't worry. I seriously doubt we're ever going to run into each other.

Good to know there's nothing wrong with your self-esteem.

[Drake Tungsten]

Just going with what the people tell me.

[st_swithin]

You have nice constituents. Or a nice entourage. Or whatever you call them.

[Drake Tungsten]

Actually, it was my mom who said it. I'm a very special boy, according to her.

The forum won't let me write what my dad says about me.

[st_swithin]

Your dad and my mom sound like they'd have a lot to talk about.

[Drake Tungsten]

They scream about me a lot when they think I'm asleep.

[st_swithin]

Sorry, kid. I'm sure it has a lot less to do with you than it does with them.

On the plus side, your mom is nice to you, and 1 outta 2 ain't bad.

[Drake Tungsten]

I'm sure it has a lot less to do with you than it does with them.

I wouldn't be so sure about that. I'm a right bastard, as any perfect guy would be.

[st_swithin]

Keep it up then, you're doing a great job.

[Drake Tungsten]

Keep it up then, you're doing a great job.

I'll take that as a compliment. Thank you.

[st_swithin]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten

Keep it up then, you're doing a great job.

I'll take that as a compliment. Thank you.

If I could somehow divorce myself from my mother by saying I was the female equivalent of a bastard, I'd do it too.

It's jealousy that fuels my accolade. Take it anyway you want it - cream, sugar, nitric acid - whatever.

[MikeH]

Rectally.

[Sikander]

Originally posted by st_swithin


He bought me a subscription to Perfect 10 for Christmas one year. It's not exactly Cosmo, but it did remind me that I'm too short, too fat, and my tits are too small. He had a ton of porn - I don't know why he thought he needed other visual aids.

What a meat puppet. I'm too short, too fat, and I'll wager that my tits are even smaller than yours, so this guy really pis$es me off!

As for the other visual aids, the porn probably didn't give him a rush of of power like he thought turning you into his little manequin would.

[Sikander]

Originally posted by MikeH
Rectally.

T.M.I.!

[Q Classic]

you know, if it sucks the first time around, i'm sure you can find books for dummies on the subject or rent some educational films...