What to do about my girl's overprotective mother?

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by Urban Ranger
Wouldn't you need time to make adjustments?

When the magic is gone, the magic is gone.

[Urban Ranger]

Yeah, but you were just a young brat

[chequita guevara]

And so is Speer.

[MRT144]

albert, do you really have to use the phrase "what with ____"

[Jack_www]

Well if you marry her, just move as far away as you ca n from her and limit the contact you have to make with her mother. I dont think you will be every able to change her mother. THat is they way she is and she most likely would never be happy with any man your girlfriend will ever marry.

[Dinner]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
If he's not going to get any, then what's the point of having a good-looking girlfriend?

Honestly, I've mey two guys who had low self esteem and they would always play the "I don't want a girlfriend and I don't want to get laid" line. I honestly believe they could get laid if they'd just have the confidence to ask a few girls out on dates but they seem to be afraid to try. My guess is they're so afraid of failing that they've rationalized themselves into believing that they can't fail if they just don't try. I.E. "I'm not failing; I just don't want to try".

That may be to much psychoanalysis though.

[Dinner]

Originally posted by chegitz guevara
When the magic is gone, the magic is gone.

There are lots of things which can be done to revive a couple's sex life when things have gone stale.

[Brundlefly]

Re: What to do about my girl's overprotective mother?

Originally posted by Albert Speer

now of course i understand where her mother is coming from with this but i also know that if there's one straight guy on earth who she can trust with her daughter it's me. How can I get this woman's approval to be with her daughter?


thank you

Sounds like moms need the hot beef injection. Fix her up with your uncle. Once she's gettin it regularly she'll be too preoccupied to worry about what you're doing with the daughter...

[Sprayber]

Originally posted by chegitz guevara
It's also about how well you have sex together. You may be magnetically attracted to someone, then have sex, and realize, "What was I thinking?" I've had that happen on a couple of occassions. Glad I wasn't as stupid as Speer, and waited to marry them first. May as well as torn off my scrotum and become a monk.

They just don't understand che. They are young and think they know everything. They just don't listen to us old timers.

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by Oerdin
There are lots of things which can be done to revive a couple's sex life when things have gone stale.

I'm talking 'bout when it starts out stale.

Okay, story time. I used to have a comrade, let's call her Anastasia (names changed to protect me from the innocent). Annie had really huge "tracts of land" if you catch my drift. I had the hots for her for years. Well, we're studying one night, and drinking, and one thing leads to another (I was a very pretty boy in those days), and next thing you know, the two of us are engaging in a little "free love." Well, despite a very heroic effort on my part, which Annie was thoroughly happy with, I just never got around to the point of the whole excercise. A week later, after another party were we got thoroughly trashed, we tried again. Same results.

Today I know that my lack of "finality" was due to the alcohol I had consumed. (Tip for you virgins and others, while alcohol may make her hot and wild, it makes "little you" numb). Since I didn't know this at the time, I thought she was a lousy lay, and my revolutionary ardore quickly cooled. And a couple weeks later my phone got shut off and I couldn't call her and so we didn't see each other for three months (and no, I didn't have money for a pay phone, I was that poor).

First impressions are lasting impressions, especially in bed.

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by Oerdin
There are lots of things which can be done to revive a couple's sex life when things have gone stale.

I am very interested in them. My sexual life hasn't gone stale yet, but it is something I seriosuly consider, since I expect my relationship to last long.

[st_swithin]

Originally posted by Oerdin


There are lots of things which can be done to revive a couple's sex life when things have gone stale.

It's unfortunate that the guy usually suggests a threesome with the girl and her best friend.

"Gee, not only can he not satisfy one woman, he's gonna try for two. At the same time."

[Sikander]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
If he's not going to get any, then what's the point of having a good-looking girlfriend?

Maybe he likes to fight.

Seriously, I like having attractive women friends even if we don't get it on. It's just more pleasant to look at a beautiful face than an ugly one.

[Sikander]

Originally posted by st_swithin

It's unfortunate that the guy usually suggests a threesome with the girl and her best friend.

"Gee, not only can he not satisfy one woman, he's gonna try for two. At the same time."

Sounds like he was hoping that you would satisfy one another, and he could masturbate. It worked when he was doing it to Penthouse after all.

[Sikander]

Originally posted by st_swithin


Even a loaner is a pain. I mean, I don't want to have to wear the damn thing. I don't even like to wear shoes.

If a gun or a car is a metaphor for a penis, I'd rather someone loaned me their gun, because I personally have no use for a penis and I hate to drive (being both Asian and female, simultaneously, I am doubly unsuited to manouvering an automobile).

I've got a .45 which I don't need as a symbolic virility device as I am in a relationship right now. You could borrow that, but I hear you prefer a 9mm. More shots, but less stopping power.