It wasn't a joke. It's the TRUTH. Sorry, didn't want to have to disappoint you, David Seth Margolis, but it really was the smallest penis ever.
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Swithin:
- NO ONE but the worthless man/men who did (whatever) to you is indeed (him), and should carry blame for your emotional distraught. Your rantings of his or their actions have no realistic place in this discussion. Simply settle down - because it's not our fault and I don't think the majority of us want to hear it (at least not in such a hostile tone)
- The Fight Club thing is beyond old. Get out and see more movies, (or better yet) change your act every month or two to keep things fresh, (or better yet) tell me that the DVD edition with the bar of soap is indeed your bible, so we can dismiss at least another from this thread as batsh*t insane
- Leave my thread. I care for you, but you are no longer welcome in this discussion, you're just making it a little too weird
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I don't care about YOU.
This ain't your discussion any longer. There IS a new moderator, and TYLER DURDEN has spoken.
Why don't you write an email to the administrators at Apolyton to complain? You're good at that, and it's the standard procedure here.
Let us know what they say, OK?
BYE BYE!-30-
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Originally posted by st_swithin
What a GRAND WIZARD of an idea!! Yavoon proposes to RAPE a woman, then FORCE the woman to carry the child to term, THEN tear the baby out of the mother's womb, THEN take this child, whom she's carried for 9 months and THEN GIVE IT AWAY TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER.
Don't forget to take the biological mother's parental rights away too - after all, "she's just a breeding sow, NOT a living, breathing HUMAN BEING with FEELINGS and EMOTIONS." Your words, not mine.
Why is it that a mother with cubs is the fiercest and most vicious competitor in Nature, but among Humans she is the most loathed, most reviled, most downtrodden?
YAVOON IS AN A55HOLE - he can't sh1t out a baby for himself, so he RAPES women and then FORCES them to become incubators for his precious seed, and then deigns to tell the woman, the child, and everyone else around them what's best for the mother, the child, and everyone else around them.
You sound a lot like George W. Bush, with your logic and rational thinking. Started any good land wars lately? I hear Asia's PRIME for the cherry-picking.
Remember the Rape of Nanjing? I DO.
All the pain and suffering of 1,000,000 souls - I give it ALL BACK TO YOU, a thousandfold, plus interest. They go now, to rest for all eternity. YOU MUST LIVE TO ATONE FOR YOUR SINS, AND THE SINS OF YOUR FATHERS.
You'd better hope YOU never end up in prison, otherwise you'll never be able to fart audibly again - it'll be like your a55 is sighing in pain. Don't think you'll miss it? You will, once you realise how uncomfortable adult diapers are. Oh well, you'll be quite popular among the black inmates, since they tend to be more well-endowed than your average Aryan. Don't worry - they'll probably like you too.
Did I mention I made a lot of friends in prison, after you sent me there for slapping you and telling you to leave me alone? They're waiting for you there, but I am not. I just received my 'Get out of jail free' card today, and I'm OUTTA HERE!! See ya!
Do NOT collect even a penny. Do not pass Go. Go directly to jail. HAVE A NICE TRIP! SEE YOU NEXT FALL!! Don't forget to bring some Kleenex!
Your loving daughter,
Tyler S Durden
PS I still remember what your **** feels like going in, and let me tell you, I've been attacked by string beans that were bigger.
Hope that clears up any misconceptions you had about being above or below average: You're WAAAAAAAAAAAAY BELOW! In fact, I do believe you've established some kind of record for having the smallest penis IN ALL OF RECORDED HISTORY.
Bye bye!!
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Originally posted by Atahualpa
BECAUSE THERE IS THE LIFE OF THE MOTHER AS WELL THAT YOU NEED TO CONSIDER! dammit"Kids, don't listen to uncle Solver unless you want your parents to spank you." - Solver
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