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    Best Method for Approaching Women

    What do you guys think are the best methods for approacing women (or men, for that matter)? What works for you?

    Personally, I'm not good at approaching people out of the blue, it's not really in my personality to due so, so I'm not really looking for tips. I'm just curious
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    Hi my name is David Floyd *offer hand for handshake* how are you?

    That's all there is too it.

    Don't make it any more complicated than that.
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    • #3
      The Christian Peter method...

      Approach woman (preferably a beauty queen). Place hand in said woman's crotch. Say "I know you want it, you know you want it, let's go do it." Prepare for either a night of passionate love-making or a lengthy legal showdown.
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      • #4
        I reccomend walking, as opposed to crawling, or the beginner's blunder, the skip.
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        • #5
          I'm hopeless unless I can think of an excuse for approaching a girl -- "Excuse me, but your fly is unzipped" or "Hey, can I bum a condom off of you" or whatever, rather than just boring old "Hi, I'm Sweet Sauce Jones, and this is my pick-up line." I'm always more comfortable with strangers (particularly sexy strangers) when in a group where I know a coupla people, because then I can just joke around and be myself -- the pressure's off.
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          • #6
            I'm thinking about putting a rather inappropiate joke here. ...Must resist...

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            • #7
              We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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              • #8
                I must have an unusual situation. Often girls know my name when I am sure I have never seen them. They then procede to call me by name whenever they see me. Especially when I am unable to respond with more than "Hello". After a couple months of this I learn their name.
                Quite annoying.
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                • #9
                  Any approach is better than no approach. If you are going to freeze up while thinking of some great approach, you are likely to miss the opportunity.

                  Remember... the worst they can say is no...
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                  • #10
                    Remember... the worst they can say is no...


                    BS. The worst they could say is "Lawrence Phillips is my ex-boyfriend and he's going to beat your ass now." Just ask Scott Frost.
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                    • #11
                      The Christian Peter method...
                      Naw. It would be more along the lines, of do you want to see my crucifix?
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                      • #12
                        You obviously have no idea which Christian Peter I'm talking about.
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                        • #13
                          Care to enlighten a sheltered Mennonite?
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                          • #14
                            Any approach is better than no approach.
                            I don't know, I've seen some amazingly bad approaches...
                            "Beauty is not in the face...Beauty is a light in the heart." - Kahlil Gibran
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                            • #15
                              The Infamous Christian Peter

                              These stories are, for me, just a preamble to the strange case of Christian Peter. He may very well be a Christian, but he is also unquestionably a ****. Mr. Christian Peter is a 6'-3", 300-pound defensive lineman from Nebraska University (that make's him a Cornhusker). He was drafted in the fifth round of last month's NFL draft by the New England Patriots. Then, they cut him.

                              Before the first workout, physical, contract negotiation. Before anything, they cut him. There is some debate as to why. The Pats claim that they did not have enough background information about the young horse before selecting him, and when they found out more about him, they regretted their choice. That may be true, but what is probably the case is that the team bent to the outside pressure of their fans protesting that selection. Why would their fans do that? Well, let me run it down for you:
                              Since his freshman year at that fine institute of higher learning Mr. Christian has been arrested for:

                              Disturbing the Peace
                              Illegal Possession of Alcohol
                              Public Urination
                              Trespassing
                              Failing to Appear in Court
                              Failing to Comply With The Order of a Police Officer
                              Third Degree Sexual Assault (against a former Miss Nebraska)
                              Assault for grabbing a woman in a bar by the throat.

                              That's EIGHT arrests, and I'm sorry, I went to college. For every event that anybody I knew ever got arrested for, there were dozens and dozens of similar transgressions that we could have been nailed for as well. There is also a suit pending in which a former Nebraska student claims she was raped by Mr. Christian Peter. Now I think we have a pretty good idea about just who exactly this Christian Peter jerk IS.


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