Best Method for Approaching Women

[Kramerman]

well, a guy i know went up to a cheerleader and said,
"Girl, if you were a buger in my nose... i would so pick you anyDAY!"

.... the girl didnt slap him like i expected, but just made a snort of contempt, turned her back, and briskly walked away.


I cant wait till i get the guts and confidence to go up to a woman, throw her back in my arms, and say one of those awesome lines form Amry of the Dead,
"Give me some sugar, baby" or "hail to the king, BABY!"
then lay on an awesome kiss

[Neutrino]

nice shoes...wanna (beep)?

[loinburger]

Back in high school my friends and I would employ the "Billy or Montana" technique -- you go up to a girl and ask "Which one is a state, Billy or Montana?" Then when she answers, you kiss her (regardless of her answer). This eventually evolved into asking "Which one is a state, Jorgle or Shtumf?" after which you pretend that you're about to bite the girl's face off. Worked like a charm.

[Drake Tungsten]

nice shoes...wanna (beep)?

A guy in my high school actually tried this. Suprisingly, it was unsuccessful.

[Kramerman]

Originally posted by loinburger
Back in high school my friends and I would employ the "Billy or Montana" technique -- you go up to a girl and ask "Which one is a state, Billy or Montana?" Then when she answers, you kiss her (regardless of her answer). This eventually evolved into asking "Which one is a state, Jorgle or Shtumf?" after which you pretend that you're about to bite the girl's face off. Worked like a charm.

state? billy?

[Dis]

why can't women approach us? Whatever happened with gender equality? I'm too lazy (and shy) to approach women

[Kramerman]

on the play ground they always used to sneak up on me and kiss me... i hated that back then tho

EDIT: and then i hit puberty, AKA, the uglification of Kman

[loinburger]

Originally posted by Kramerman
state? billy?

Exactly. It was originally "Which one is a state, Billy or Idaho," but we quickly changed to Montana -- we were worried that people were confusing the question for the tired joke "Say Idaho." "Idaho." "Hahahahaha, you just said that you're a prostitute, making me the victor!"

[Drake Tungsten]

why can't women approach us?

No kidding. If women used the "Christian Peter method" on me instead of the other way around, things would probably go a lot more smoothly.

[kmad]

This pick up line works EVERY TIME.. and I figured I'd spread my knowledge to the Apolyton fellas.

How much does a polar bear weigh?
"I dunno"
Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name's Kevin.


it has NEVER failed for me

[CorpusScorpius]

Heres is couple from my Hispanic friends..........Hey do you like BMW's? Whats that? Big Mexican Weenie Or Do you have little hispanic in You? No would U like one..............Hafta admit he keeps going home alone though.

[Sikander]

I've usually been too shy to approach women for the obvious purpose of picking them up. But I have found that by amusing myself and those around me and ignoring the girl that I am most attracted to in the room, there is about a 65% chance that she will find a way to approach me. It works.

[el freako]

that's the best advice i've seen so far

[Paul Hanson]

Don't have any contact with them for several months, then show up on their doorstep one warm July afternoon and ask if you can use their phone.

[MikeH]

Best Method for Approaching Women

From behind the (preferably downwind), or from above out of the sun. Remember that their peripheral vision is better than mens so a side approach is fraught with danger.