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Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.Comment
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lmao. i know, bling blang only works on the dumb ones.Comment
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Hey, she's a real slappa. Let's see if she wants ta go for a root!
(Gotta do that Aussie style or it doesn't work.)
POLL: Best !(pick_up_line) //fer you non-nerds, that's: 'what's NOT the best pick-up-line?'
Hey baby, you got me sweatin' like:
a) R. Kelly at a girl scout meeting
b) Mike Tyson on 'Jeopardy'
c) Jennifer Lopez on 'Weakest Link'
d) George W. on sodium pentathol
e) Edward Norton at a Black Power rally-30-Comment
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Best pick up line ever.....
"The word of the day is legs, Now lets go back to my place and spread the word"Comment
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Best as in, least likely ever to work?Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kindsComment
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Find something unique about her to comment on (attire is usually best, but not her visible thong), or something unique about the situation to make a humorous comment about. Don't think you have to come up with the joke of the centruy though.
Don't ask her name for a few minutes. Only ask if you think she has "potential". There's only so many names we can remember, and if she doesn't pass your tests, it frees up valuable memory space.
Don't offer your name.
The rest is up to you.
www.my-piano.blogspotComment
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Good thought, Bods.
Say your name is Sava, then have your way.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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on't ask her name for a few minutes. Only ask if you think she has "potential". There's only so many names we can rememberI was unbanned half an hour ago - I knew Ming would be checking my posts...Good thought, Bods.www.my-piano.blogspotComment
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Ming gives you any more trouble, you just let me know.
I'll slap him into next Tuesday.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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OK, but I always get unbanned early anyway.
www.my-piano.blogspotComment
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a week should mean a week
"The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.
"The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de BottonComment
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Maybe's he's too weak.www.my-piano.blogspotComment
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Ban Cockney! Baaadd attitude!
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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