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  • #46
    Originally posted by *End Is Forever*
    Amusing quote of the week from Boddington's: "I'd get a girlfriend, but I can't be bothered right now..."
    For some reason they have this annoying habit of actually wanting to spend time with you and not just seeing you once every couple of weeks when you don't have any band activities and you fancy a ****.
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    • #47
      Slightly more passable excuse than Stew's...
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      • #48
        No, I don't have an excuse. I would have to ask a girl out for that to be an issue.
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        Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
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        • #49
          In which case, you have something in common with Stew anyway!
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          • #50
            Re: Best Method for Approaching Women

            Originally posted by MikeH
            From behind the (preferably downwind), or from above out of the sun. Remember that their peripheral vision is better than mens so a side approach is fraught with danger.
            best answer so far! this is what I always practice

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            • #51
              Yeah, but I have had girlfriends in the past.

              And why don't you have a girlfriend Mr Forever?
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              • #52
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                • #53
                  Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                  Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                  We've got both kinds

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                  • #54
                    I always found that moving with stealth from behind them gave me my best chance on at least getting in a word or two.
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                    • #55
                      If you're at a club, approach the woman in question, looking bored and vaguely disgusted. Start people watching with her, and make fun of the various "pickup lines" you hear being fired off around you. Make up a few of your own (horrible) ones, and "pretend" you're using them (the worse the better), making fun of "those idiots."

                      Example:

                      /me looks disgusted at the latest pickup line by the guy at the end of the bar. Points the offending cretin out to the lady sitting near.

                      "I *really* hate that....no imagination whatsoever....he may as well stumble up to the lady he's after and say....h...hey baby, I'm a f....feces....what's your sign?"

                      Ice broken, and you set yourself apart as being a person who simply wouldn't stoop to using cheesy lines.

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                      • #56
                        I see there's a party in your mouth. Can I come?
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                        • #57
                          Sneak up from behind, chlorophyl rag at the ready. Pretty easy.

                          Actually, the first step is always eye contact. That's the best way to establish interest without saying a word and without setting yourself up for an embarrassing slice of rejection pie.

                          I will usually make eye contact with a guy I like, and see if does the same to me. It's hard to do, because I get easily embarrassed and shy. But a few vodka & sodas usually cures that pretty quick. Anyway, if the interest is apparent from eye contact, I'll just approach, usually as if I'm going that way anyway, and say "hi" when I go by. If they do more than just a curt "hi" in response (like say "hi, how are you?"), I take that as an in, offer my name and a handshake, and then the game's afoot!
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                          • #58
                            how do you figure out straight/gay preference out? I reckon that would be the hardest part. If you just meet someone you don't know their preference so would be a bit tricky imho.
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                            • #59
                              Well, presumably Boris would be in the GAY BAR, GAY BAR, GAY BAR...
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                              • #60
                                yeah thats what i figured, so are you just restricted to designated places when attempting to meet new people or can you give it a shot in the wide wide world.
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