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Originally posted by Elok
The Wookie line is his best, you blasphemer.
The Wookie line is his best, you blasphemer.
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No, I'm sorry, the cat food line is clearly the height of Ralph-based humor.
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You forgot his best:
"My cat's breath smells like cat food."
Absolute classic scene
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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Tie between Milhouse and Groundskeeper Willie
Good stuff!From Groundskeeper Willie
"Argh, I'll kill that Mr. Burns!! And...wound...that Mr. Smithers!"
Skinner: "Willie. Go into the vent and get him."
Willie: "What!? Have ye gone waxy in your beester? I canna fit in the wee vent, Ye Croquet-Playin' Mint-Muncher!"
Skinner: "Grease yourself up and go in you.. guff speaking work slacker."
Willie: "Ooh. Good comeback."
"Bonjourrr, you cheese eatin' surrender monkeys."
"If elected mayor my first act will
be to kill the whole lot of ya, and
burn your town to cinders!"
Despot-(1a) : a ruler with absolute power and authority (1b) : a person exercising power tyrannically
Beyond Alpha Centauri-Witness the glory of Sheng-ji Yang
*****Citizen of the Hive****
"...but what sane person would move from Hawaii to Indiana?" -DisComment
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C. Montgomery Burns.
Ex-cellent
If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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Who could not love him singing "See my Vest?"If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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Man, they've all had great moments.
Kent Brockman was hilarious when he sold out to the alien invaders.We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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Itchy and Scratchy should have been one. the you open up space for someone like Dr. Nick Riviera, or Troy Mclure, or the lawyer (the one voiced by Phill Hartman), or even Cletus.If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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The lawyer voiced by Hartman was Lionel Hutz (a.k.a. Miguel Sanchez). And man oh man, was he hi-larious.
McClure and Dr. Nick were also perfect."I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?" -Frank Zappa
"A thing moderately good is not so good as it ought to be. Moderation in temper is always a virtue, but moderation in principle is always a vice."- Thomas Paine
"I'll let you be in my dream if I can be in yours." -Bob DylanComment
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man o man, this is a tough choice... I havent made up my mind yet, but I am thinking C. Montgomery Burns. Others are probably funnier overall, but he is entertaining in other ways.
Note how just about all those characters fit some well-known stereotypical role of our society.... brilliant"I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
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Hey-diddly-do neighbourino!
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"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!Comment
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LIONEL HUTZ! LIONEL HUTZ!
(why is he not on the poll?!)
and what about Gil?"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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I can see maybe not having Gil sense he's pretty new and gets repititive... and same with that lady that's always at every kind of office or that asian woman... and i can see maybe not having that old psychologist from the first season... and maybe no Mod flanders...
but come on... no Dr. Nick?! no Lionel Hutz? no Troy McClure?
Hutz: "well, we lost the case so here's your free pizza..."
Marge: "but we won!"
Hutz: "thats alright. it was empty anyway""Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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and what about Fat Tony?! or Lenny and Carl?!"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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Fat Tony was cool as hell
We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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Apu
"Celebrate the birth of your country by blowing up a small part of it."I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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