Best secondary Simpsons character

[Berzerker]

Hey-diddly-do neighbourino!

Yeah, Flanders was at the top of my list. The preacher too...

[Elok]

Originally posted by Kidicious
Apu

"Celebrate the birth of your country by blowing up a small part of it."

Actually, that was another Indian convenience-store clerk, in the episode where they used Flanders's beach house. And it's *Maude* Flanders.
I'm too tired to be tactful.
Too-tired-tactful. Great. Even when I'm not trying I'm alliterative.

[Dis]

any of Phil Hartman's characters.

Especially Lionel Hutz.

I miss phil Hartman

I really do think the simpson's are hurting partly because his characters are gone.

[Sikander]

I always liked the Comic store clerk, perhaps because there was always someone just like him working at the comic store when I was a kid.

[Cruddy]

Well, they are all very, very good characters.

For some reason, Krusty is my favouite. Maybe it's his blatant 2 faced hypocrisy.

[BustaMike]

Seriously... you left out Duff Man! That poll is bunk.

"but you said if I had sex with you I wouldn't have to touch the drunks..."

"Duff Man says a lot of things baby! Oh, yeah!"

[FrustratedPoet]

This should have been a multi-choice poll so I could vote for all of them.

Honestly, the reason why The Simpsons is the best TV comedy show ever is because, unlike other great series like Seinfeld, Blackadder, Fawlty Towers (and others) it doesn't just have 4-6 great characters: it has 25-30! Awesome!

[Paul Hanson]

Originally posted by BustaMike
Seriously... you left out Duff Man! That poll is bunk.

"but you said if I had sex with you I wouldn't have to touch the drunks..."

"Duff Man says a lot of things baby! Oh, yeah!"

"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem!"

[Giant_Squid]

How how how how how how how how HOW did you not put Dr. Nick on that poll????!!???

"Don't worry, you won't feel a thing....until I jam this down your throat!"

"The most rewarding part was when he gave me the money"

"Just look at these x-rays. You see that dark spot there? Whiplash. And this smudge here that looks like my fingerprint...no, that's trauma!"

"The coroner, I'm so sick of that guy."

"The knee bone's connected to the...something. The something's connected to the...red thing. The red thing's connected to my...wrist watch. Uh oh."

Man: "Among the 160 gravest charges are: performing major operations with a knife and fork from a seafood restaraunt."
Dr. Nick: "But I cleaned them with my napkin."
Man: "Misuse of cadavers."
Dr. Nick: "I get here earlier if I use the carpool lane."

"Don't worry....it's IN-flammable!"

and of course the companion quote

"What kind of a country is it where flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?"

The accent's great too...it makes the character.

[Ecthy]

Leonard Nimoy!

Good evening, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies, so in the end, isn't that the truth? The answer is "no."

[Ecthy]

Dr Nick has an accent in the original? what kind of accent is it?

[Ecthy]

And where's that comic book store guy

"Er... you like Star Trek?"

[Buck Birdseed]

Damn, I wanted The Sea Captain but you excluded him. Troy McClure would be my off-list choice, then, with Smithers or Dr. Hibbert my on-list one.

[Ecthy]

the sea captain rules, harrrrr...

[FrustratedPoet]

Favourite Sea Captain quote:
*looks mournful* "Harrrr.... I don't know what I'm doing"



I use that one a lot in real life (it crops up kinda regularly with me ), with the accent and everything. The people who don't recognise the reference immediately lose all my respect.