Best secondary Simpsons character

[Makeo]

now everytime i hear haaarrr i think of that cybersex log. HAARRRR

[FrustratedPoet]

/me puts on his robe and wizard hat

[Saras]

Ralph Wiggum in Adult section of the comic book store:

"Everybody's hugging!"

[Paul Hanson]

Originally posted by Ecthelion
Dr Nick has an accent in the original? what kind of accent is it?

It's a highly exagerrated, generic European accent.

[alva]

I really do think the simpson's are hurting partly because his characters are gone.

Which one are those ?

[Guynemer]

I mentioned in the opening post that I'm not considering the more tertiary characters, as funny as they are--Dr. Nick, Troy McClure, Duffman, Cletus.

Unfortunately, there are only so many poll options... if I had it to do over again, I'd combine Patti & Selma, and Itchy & Scratchy, making room for Willie and a Lenny & Carl option.

[Ecthy]

Lenny and Carl rule

[Boris Godunov]

Cletus the slack-jawed yokel!

And the Professor guy, too!

And Nelson! Ha-ha!

[Makeo]

i have tra-iangulated the singal so as to express it as a vector of my hand.

pointing

they're over there.

[Darius871]

Originally posted by Ecthelion
Lenny and Carl rule

Boourns for not having them on the list.

"One of them American robot cars."

"Hey everybody, this is Ned Flanders, my friend!!!
What'd he say?
I don't know, something about being gay."

"Nah, pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a duck."

[Immortal Wombat]

Originally posted by FrustratedPoet
Favourite Sea Captain quote:
*looks mournful* "Harrrr.... I don't know what I'm doing"

I use that one a lot in real life (it crops up kinda regularly with me ), with the accent and everything. The people who don't recognise the reference immediately lose all my respect.

Yeah. He has the best ones for just dropping in randomly.

"Yarrr... two glass eyes"

And Andy is right. Where is the comic store guy? He's amazing.

"Oooh, a Sarcasm Detector. What a useful invention."
(and you know he's saying Oooh as 0.o :lol)


Ooh, pardon me, "Santos"- if that is your real name -Bart Simpson- but your phony credit card is not good here. Now make like my pants and split.

(Bart) I wanna buy a copy of Bonestorm, here's 99 cents.
(Comic Store Guy) hmm...allow me to summarize the proposed transaction. You wish to purchase Bonestorm for 99 cents, net profit to me -$59. Oh, oh, please take my $59, I don't want it, it's yours. Uh, uh, uh , as you are unfamiliar with sarcasm, I shall close the register at this point

(Comic Book Guy) Tell me, how do you feel about 45 year old virgins who live with their parents. (Nerdy women) Comb the Sweetarts out of your beard and your on. (Comic Book Guy) Don't try to change me.

Ohhh... loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.

[Ecthy]

a hundred tacos for a hundred dollars... that should suffice for the Star Trek marathon...

[FrustratedPoet]

"Last's night Itchy and Scratchy was without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured, I was on the internet within minutes registering my disgust throughout the world. "

"Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, the Vulcans, breeding will be permitted once every 7 years. For many of you this will mean much less breading. For me, much much more."

[Kramerman]

"Oh... if only there was a word in Klingon for Loneliness...

*pulls out English - Klingon dictionary*

..ah yes... *dramatically raises fist* KAAARTOCK!!"

[BustaMike]

"Are you interested in a 34 year old virgin who still lives with his parents."
"Maybe if you comb the sweet tarts out of your beard."
"Don't try to change me babe."