Best secondary Simpsons character

[Guynemer]

Who's your fave? I'm talking major secondary characters, ones that show up at least every three episodes or so, or ones that have several episodes built around them. Thus, this excludes perennial faves like Professor Frink, the Sea Captain, Mayor Quimby, Ranier Wolfcastle, Duff-Man, and the mortal lock for best ever one-time appearance, Hank Scorpio.


I lean towards Burns myself.

[alva]

A close match between Apoe and Ralphy and Millhouse, oh and...

[Pekka]

Wiggum is absolutely priceless. Everything he says is so funny it makes me laugh every time.

[Jaguar]

OMG posting this thread was literally the next thing I was going to do. :eek!:

I say Nelson and Ralph are about even.

[Boris Godunov]

Burns is so obviously the choice.

Sideshow Bob a close second, with Wiggum third.

[Berzerker]

Clancy (the sheriff) Wiggum.

[reds4ever]

Ralph Wiggum's one liners crack me up every time!

[Imran Siddiqui]

Burns, then Ralph Wiggum, and then Milhouse .

[St Leo]

Sideshow Bob 0wnZ.

[Zero]

who doesnt like apu? Its because of him I default all my hindus stereotype setting as "funny". Plus you can always make fun of your hindu friend calling them apu and they always take it cool.

Hindu people are the funniest people in the world.

[Sava]

RALPH ****ING WIGGUM BABY!

Me fail English? That's unpossible.

Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

Eww, Daddy, this tastes like Gramma!

I bent my wookie.

The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there

Ralph: "Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants."
Chief Wiggum: "Just relax and it'll come, son."

I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant

And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life

I found a moonrock in my nose!

That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!

[Boris Godunov]

You forgot his best:

"My cat's breath smells like cat food."

[Elok]

The Wookie line is his best, you blasphemer.

[Skanky Burns]

Burns, with Wiggum a close second.

[cinch]

It's just gotta be Moe.

So many golden moments. And the running joke of having him keep endangered species in the back of his tavern just can't be beat.

"Ah jeez, it's the feds!"