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Women: Let's take a drive into the country today
Translation: I'm dragging you to antique sales today
Translation: I'm dragging you to antique sales today
... and YOU are driving me there.
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... and YOU are driving me there.I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site). -
YOU LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP AGAIN!
- And I'm glad that you don't yell at me because I always leave it down.In da butt.
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Well I second the question, what about "I don't want to ruin our friendship?"
Does that always mean the same thing?
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See, you don't understand women. The correct response is not to pick a place, but with the question, "What do you have in mind?"Originally posted by Ming
True as well... usually followed up by...
Women: Oh, just pick a place
Translation: I'm not going to agree to anyplace YOU pick, and in the end, we are going where I want to go, because I already have it picked out and our reservation is for 8 PM.(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
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Unfortunatly for you guys.........yes. That means there is no chance that it's going to happen.Originally posted by obiwan18
Well I second the question, what about "I don't want to ruin our friendship?"
Does that always mean the same thing?
And Urban is right, when faced with the question of where to go always, always, always, throw it back to the girl and let her choose or else you will always be on the loosing end of the stick.
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It's a way of saying "no" without bruising your ego.Originally posted by obiwan18
Well I second the question, what about "I don't want to ruin our friendship?"
Does that always mean the same thing?
Feminists of the Andrea Dworkin stripe would blame this on our culture of rape that makes women feel the need to go easy on the old male ego lest they get beaten.- "A picture may be worth a thousand words, but it still ain't a part number." - Ron Reynolds
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they're just bitter because no one ever propositioned them
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Are you kidding? No one would even bother to beat them! Personally I have too much respect for wood to crack it againt Dworkin's hide.Originally posted by C0ckney
they're just bitter because no one ever propositioned them
He's got the Midas touch.
But he touched it too much!
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I've managed to turn the tide! I let her choose, and then *I* get to ***** and moan and make her life miserable.Originally posted by Tiamat
Unfortunatly for you guys.........yes. That means there is no chance that it's going to happen.
And Urban is right, when faced with the question of where to go always, always, always, throw it back to the girl and let her choose or else you will always be on the loosing end of the stick.
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wow, youre a real big man.Originally posted by Azazel
I've managed to turn the tide! I let her choose, and then *I* get to ***** and moan and make her life miserable.
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Gentlemen, the sooner you can resign yourself of losing the vanity of "opinions", the happier your love life will be.
Actually, the idea that men lose all decision making ability is not true... what we do get (if we're smart) is a highly developed sense of when to pick our battles.Comment
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What if they went out with you for about a week and a half, and then said they didn't want to hurt the friendship? And what if there were a number of other factors (that I don't particularly feel like getting into) that would make a relationship rather unstable and uncomfortable, but that were theoretically temporary?Originally posted by The Templar
It's a way of saying "no" without bruising your ego.
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Azazel, no, in fact I think you're the jealous one I'm the expert, remember?
In da butt.
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