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  • #46
    Originally posted by Apocalypse
    I can't imagine anything that big ever, ever going inside me.
    I don't like you enough to get streched and ruin all subsequent sexual relationships.
    urgh.NSFW

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    • #47
      Originally posted by Apocalypse
      I can't imagine anything that big ever, ever going inside me.
      I don't like you enough to get streched and ruin all subsequent sexual relationships.
      Obviously spoken by a woman who has never given vaginal birth...

      Trust me: nothing hanging inside your trousers is anywhere near the size of an eight-pound baby.

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      • #48
        Thank god.
        urgh.NSFW

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        • #49
          An eight pound slong would be rather impressive.
          Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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          • #50
            -"I love you so much and I can't imagine being married to anyone else. You have given me a wonderful life."

            No translation needed.

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            • #51
              Originally posted by JohnT
              -"I love you so much and I can't imagine being married to anyone else. You have given me a wonderful life."

              No translation needed.
              Translation: I guess I'll settle for you.
              Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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              • #52
                Wrong. My wife adores me.

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                • #53
                  Just razzing you.
                  Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by JohnT
                    Obviously spoken by a woman who has never given vaginal birth...

                    Trust me: nothing hanging inside your trousers is anywhere near the size of an eight-pound baby.
                    1. Babies go out, not in.
                    2. During birth the mother has many hormones working to lessen the pain while that isn't the case during sex.
                    "Yay Apoc!!!!!!!" - bipolarbear
                    "At least there were some thoughts went into Apocalypse." - Urban Ranger
                    "Apocalype was a great game." - DrSpike
                    "In Apoc, I had one soldier who lasted through the entire game... was pretty cool. I like apoc for that reason, the soldiers are a bit more 'personal'." - General Ludd

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                    • #55
                      Please, women, like men, have a million different hormones telling them to ignore the skin which has been rubbed raw and keep having fun.
                      Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Apocalypse

                        1. Babies go out, not in.
                        2. During birth the mother has many hormones working to lessen the pain while that isn't the case during sex.
                        Don't forget the drugs!!

                        Gentlemen, I have seen the gaping maw that is a woman's birth canal just prior to giving birth and I will re-iterate: there is nothing in your trousers that big.

                        I'm not saying that some men aren't so big that they'll cause pain, but in terms of "fit", a woman will... uh... rebound quite nicely.

                        Unless they are true ho's.

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                        • #57
                          I'll be ready in 5 minutes.
                          I'll be ready in 2 hours.
                          "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
                          -Bokonon

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by JohnT
                            Don't forget the drugs!!

                            Gentlemen, I have seen the gaping maw that is a woman's birth canal just prior to giving birth and I will re-iterate: there is nothing in your trousers that big.

                            I'm not saying that some men aren't so big that they'll cause pain, but in terms of "fit", a woman will... uh... rebound quite nicely.

                            Unless they are true ho's.
                            Yes, yes, I know it could fit.

                            I never said the original comment was directed at me either. But then again, I never said it wasn't directed at me

                            Not that it matters.
                            "Yay Apoc!!!!!!!" - bipolarbear
                            "At least there were some thoughts went into Apocalypse." - Urban Ranger
                            "Apocalype was a great game." - DrSpike
                            "In Apoc, I had one soldier who lasted through the entire game... was pretty cool. I like apoc for that reason, the soldiers are a bit more 'personal'." - General Ludd

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                            • #59
                              Oh, he and I are just friends
                              I'm ****ing his brains out behind your back.

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                              • #60
                                Woman: She looks lovely in that dress.

                                Translation: That ***** looks way better then me. I don't want to stand next to her because she'll make my thighs look fat.

                                Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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