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You just keep driving, I'll look at the map
- We're lost forever
- We're lost forever
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In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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I have a headache
Are you busy honey?
What did she say to you then?
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And that would be.........SEX!!
**applause for sex**
Ahhh but here's the tricky part.......we let you think you guys are in there but in reality, you wouldn't get in if we didn't open the door. So next time you think you're being slick remember who's really running the show.
If we didn't have panties you wanted into what kind of world would it be?
Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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Tiamat, don't be so over confident. Remember if no one wants to enter, the house is empty.
In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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So next time you think you're being slick remember who's really running the show.
Prostitutes?
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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Oh, you mean him? We're just friends
He's much better looking than you are and let's me spend much more than you ever did, so.....
Sigh....DULCE BELLUM INEXPERTISComment
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what a great opinion of women we have..."I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburgerComment
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It's not you, it's just me. We can still be friends.
It's you, not me. Don't call me and don't come near me ever again. I'm just saying this to let you down easy without taking away your testicles.
Why no! I'm not taken.
I want to see how much money you spend on me so I know whether or not you're loaded.
Manese:
Wow, we have so much in common!
Lets hook up.
You look stunning
I want to take off your clothes and sex you up.
How was your day?
I have about 5 hours to spare to listen to you talk. (OOOOooooooh!)Despot-(1a) : a ruler with absolute power and authority (1b) : a person exercising power tyrannically
Beyond Alpha Centauri-Witness the glory of Sheng-ji Yang
*****Citizen of the Hive****
"...but what sane person would move from Hawaii to Indiana?" -DisComment
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*from experience..... sigh...*
Girl: There's nothing wrong with you, its me.
Translation: You're a loser cause your car sucks and you got no money. SO C'ya, im gonna start going out with this totally inferior guy, but his dad is a Mexican Drug Lord (so he says
) so that makes him a million times better than you...
"I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
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Kramerman - Creator and Author of The Epic Tale of Navalon in the Civ III Stories ForumComment
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damn, frankychan beat me to it... but mine is LEGIT!"I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
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Kramerman - Creator and Author of The Epic Tale of Navalon in the Civ III Stories ForumComment
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Is that a monkey in your trousers, or are you just happy to see me?
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Theres plenty of monkeys in my trousers. A team full of it.Originally posted by loinburger
Is that a monkey in your trousers, or are you just happy to see me?
Wutang!:-pComment
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GIRL:Response: why yes, this is my monkey Mojo, he likes my pants... you havent met before? .... oh, i see, now i know what you thought it was you sick b*tch.Is that a monkey in your trousers, or are you just happy to see me?
grrr.... sry for appearing hostile to woman, im upset now, thank you very much thread reminding me of past..."I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
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Kramerman - Creator and Author of The Epic Tale of Navalon in the Civ III Stories ForumComment
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Surely, you are exaggerating. Someone must have returned to tell the tale.Originally posted by Pekka
You just keep driving, I'll look at the map
- We're lost forever
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Bodds, your problem is trying to understand women with your nads and not your heart.(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."Comment
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