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that word is sooo annoying
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Woman: So honey, how was your day?
Translation: I don't give a rat's ass about your day and I want you to ask me about mine.
Woman: You will love meeting my parents!
Traslation: You had BETTER at least pretend you're having a good time.Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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Honey, do you think she's cute?
What she is thinking: You better say no I will drop you like a bad habit you SOB!
What he is thinking: Threesome!!!
What do you want for dinner
Her: What are you cooking
Him: What are you cooking (not a good reply)
The lawn needs mowing
Her: Mow the lawn you lazy sack of ****!
Him: I mowed it last month!
I love you
Her: Will you pay my car insurance?
Him: Give it up!
Can you do me a favor?
This is prbably the worst question a woman can begin a sentence with because you know they are not going to ask you to something small. You will end up taking them to the airport at 4am, painting the house, or snaking out the toilet with your toothbrush. I have found the best thing to say is 'What?' and walk away...
Your a really nice guy
Lets just be friendsComment
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I wish more guys were like you
- I wish you had lots of money, then I'd love you, but right now I don't fancy you at all.
I can really talk to you, you understand me
- Your efforts of sleeping with me are slim to none but I like it that you shut up and look interested.In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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That reminds me, whenever a woman asks 'so what did you say?/what did they say?' they want a complete transcript of the whole damn dialogue. Like I remember!Originally posted by Lincoln
What did she say to you then?
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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For grins.Attached FilesIt's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
RIP Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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Woman: I think that suit makes you look destinguished.
Translation: You look like an old fart with a receding hair line and I'm going to have to find a new sugar daddy.Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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Yep, thanks for that smudge button.
It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
RIP Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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Woman: Honey, you work to hard.
Translation: You're spending all your time at work now come home and baby site your little brats while I go get my hair done.Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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Honey, can you buy that for me?
Translation: Buy that for me.It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
RIP Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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I can't imagine anything that big ever, ever going inside me.
I don't like you enough to get streched and ruin all subsequent sexual relationships."Yay Apoc!!!!!!!" - bipolarbear
"At least there were some thoughts went into Apocalypse." - Urban Ranger
"Apocalype was a great game." - DrSpike
"In Apoc, I had one soldier who lasted through the entire game... was pretty cool. I like apoc for that reason, the soldiers are a bit more 'personal'." - General LuddComment
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Re: Womanese
I've had women ask me that beforeOriginally posted by Boddington's
A few different ones..
Do you have a girlfriend?
You are CUTE! Are you on the market?[/b]
But alas, whenever I say 'no' they always reply 'well I have'
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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