Womanese

[Ming]

Woman: What do you want to eat tonight?

Translation: We are eating out tonight because I'm to lazy to fix anything, so pick the type, and I'll tell you what restaurant you are taking me to.

[Pekka]

Azazel, You no worry, I kiiiiidddd!

[Az]

So true, Ming, so true.

Same thing with "are you hungry?", btw.

[Ming]

Originally posted by Azazel
So true, Ming, so true.

Same thing with "are you hungry?", btw.

True as well... usually followed up by...

Women: Oh, just pick a place

Translation: I'm not going to agree to anyplace YOU pick, and in the end, we are going where I want to go, because I already have it picked out and our reservation is for 8 PM.

[Az]

Going to places.

You can't EVER be right, can you.

[Pekka]

There's a movie on TV I want to watch tonight

- I don't know what's on TV, except football and you are not goign to drink all that beer and get excited about big men playing a silly game. No sir.

[Az]

That's not the way it goes. even !I! know that.

[Ming]

Originally posted by Azazel
You can't EVER be right, can you.

I'm married... I gave up the right to be right the day I said "I do".

[Pekka]

Azazel, Whaaaaaat? It IS! Listen, this is your problem, you don't understand women. They don't like football. They like small and slow things like animals and flowers. They don't want to go to see 'Monster Truck Madness 2003, sponsored by.. FREE BEER!'.. They don't like things that are loud or messy. I'm loud and messy, but I'm exception.

[Az]

A-ha! So Apolyton's like the place you relief your urge to be right. To be ALWAYS right!

[Pekka]

Most definitely! Look, it's simple. You have a gf, so you can't understand women. Me, however.. I understand them perfectly, and that's why I don't have a gf. ALL the experts are always single.. relationship experts that is. So.. I'm expert. I'm sorry that you are wrong Azazel, don't let this bother you so much.. I know you feel betrayed.

[Frankychan]

Originally posted by Lorizael


I thought you were gonna say you went gay.

wise-a**.

[Aro]

Originally posted by Ming


I'm married... I gave up the right to be right the day I said "I do".

True, very true.

Oh, well... It's not so bad, after all...

[Japher]

I gave up my ability to be "right" even before I got married.

Women: I can see your point

What a freakin' idiot

Women: You are so smart

You are dumb enough to marry me

Women: You are Right

Warning: she was not born a women and most likely an alien attempting to steal your sperm!

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Women can even give credit where credit is due (so they sure can charge on credit )

Women: Wow, good job, a see you did a lot of work today

What a baby, needs a rub on the tummy or pat on the head everytime he lifts a finger or goes to the bathroom.

Women: You can't live with them, and...

[Ming]

Originally posted by Japher
I gave up my ability to be "right" even before I got married.

True enough... but the day you get married, it's official


Women: Let's take a drive into the country today

Translation: I'm dragging you to antique sales today