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  • #61
    Woman: I could never cheat on my boyfriend.

    I most certainly would cheat if I meet the right guy and I thought I could get away with it. I just don't want anyone to find out or else people will start calling me a slut.
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    • #62
      I adore you.
      I guess I'll settle for you...

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      • #63
        woman: *moan*.... that was the best Ive had in forever....

        Thinking: God damn, i had to fake it AGAIN!
        "I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
        - BLACKENED from America's Army: Operations
        Kramerman - Creator and Author of The Epic Tale of Navalon in the Civ III Stories Forum

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        • #64
          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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          • #65
            Woman: God damn you!

            Translation: This one requires no translation.
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            • #66
              Originally posted by Ramo
              I'll be ready in 5 minutes.
              I'll be ready in 2 hours.
              Or in the case of my girlfriend, "I'll decide that I don't want to go out after all in about two hours."
              He's got the Midas touch.
              But he touched it too much!
              Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!

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              • #67
                Now, now. They have lots of hair to fix, make up to put on, and it just won't do unless she tries on every outfit she has atleast twice.
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                • #68
                  This double post brought to you by Double-Post-Toasties, America's favorite dry breakfast, and by Loostener's Castor Oil Flakes, the all-weather breakfast.
                  He's got the Midas touch.
                  But he touched it too much!
                  Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!

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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by Kramerman
                    damn, frankychan beat me to it... but mine is LEGIT!
                    So's mine, man!

                    (wow this is late)

                    I once had a girl tell me she was a lesbian when I asked her out in high school...then hooked up with another guy.

                    But I showed her! Now I'm doing way more in my life than she is.
                    Despot-(1a) : a ruler with absolute power and authority (1b) : a person exercising power tyrannically
                    Beyond Alpha Centauri-Witness the glory of Sheng-ji Yang
                    *****Citizen of the Hive****
                    "...but what sane person would move from Hawaii to Indiana?" -Dis

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by Frankychan


                      So's mine, man!

                      (wow this is late)

                      I once had a girl tell me she was a lesbian when I asked her out in high school...then hooked up with another guy.

                      But I showed her! Now I'm doing way more in my life than she is.
                      Atta Boy!!!
                      show her she ****ed up
                      "I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
                      - BLACKENED from America's Army: Operations
                      Kramerman - Creator and Author of The Epic Tale of Navalon in the Civ III Stories Forum

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                      • #71
                        Re: Re: Womanese

                        Originally posted by Provost Harrison
                        I've had women ask me that before

                        But alas, whenever I say 'no' they always reply 'well I have'
                        It depends on what you want. If you want to be truthful, answer "no." If you want to make yourself look desirable, answer "yes."
                        (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                        (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                        (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                        • #72
                          Or how about...
                          I'm between relationships
                          I'm kind of seeing someone but don't think it's going to work

                          Makes you desirable and available!
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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by Frankychan


                            So's mine, man!

                            (wow this is late)

                            I once had a girl tell me she was a lesbian when I asked her out in high school...then hooked up with another guy.

                            But I showed her! Now I'm doing way more in my life than she is.
                            I thought you were gonna say you went gay.
                            Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                            "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                            • #74
                              Woman: yak yak yak yak yak yak yak

                              Translation: __________


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                              • #75
                                I don’t want to ruin our friendship!
                                Let me continue to tell you about all the guys I’m sleeping with.


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                                "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

                                "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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