Prediction Thread: When Will Ukraine Conquer Russia

[N35t0r]

I don't dodge a thing.

You, idiots think Russia has mobilised 300 000 to counter the 8th wave of mobilization of your Ukranian puppet - good for you!
In fact you can multiply this number on 7.
Now it is serious and it is over over for your Nazi puppet and for you too!

I'm sure the Ukrainian army is really afraid of mobilized criminals and old guys sent to the front with less than a week of training and rusting weapons. Terrified, even.

Why are you not volunteering? Don't you believe in what you've been ranting here for the past five years? You can't even complain about your age and health, we've seen people in worse state than you being drafted in Russia.

[Serb]

Europe is done already.Those fkn dumbass puppets has brought it on theirselves.

[Serb]

A cowardish clowns!

[Serb]

When are you heading to the Donbas Serb? Or did you manage to dodge the draft for now?

I don't dodge a thing.

You, idiots think Russia has mobilised 300 000 to counter the 8th wave of mobilization of your Ukranian puppet - good for you!
In fact you can multiply this number on 7.
Now it is serious and it is over over for your Nazi puppet and for you too!

[Broken_Erika]

Looks like Lyman has been encircled.

[N35t0r]

Either that, or Gazprom wants to default on the loans it took to build them because it can see that with Putin's stupid invasion, Europe will never buy enough gas in order for them to pay those back.

[EPW]

When are you heading to the Donbas Serb? Or did you manage to dodge the draft for now?

[N35t0r]

You have crossed the line with the North Pipes explosions.
That was an act of state terrorism and an act of war!

Now wait for a rethaliation and don't even dare to whine when it will happens!!!

A bunch of f*cking suicide idiots!

That was very clearly you, dumbass.

Putin doesn't want anyone to get the idea that boffing him and retreating from Ukraine might mean reopening of gas exports and back to the usual corruption and graft, so he's putting a hard pause on the possibility (it seems that the elevated risks of very dangerous accidents that Russian oligarchs have had since February is no longer enough).

[Serb]

You have crossed the line with the North Pipes explosions.
That was an act of state terrorism and an act of war!

Now wait for a rethaliation and don't even dare to whine when it will happens!!!

A bunch of f*cking suicide idiots!

[Serb]

You are a fkn suicide imbecile Sparky!

Really!!!

[Serb]

[Uncle Sparky]

I think it's time for UK, France, and the US to each transfer Zelensky their nuclear codes...
Discuss.

[BeBMan]

That save file is probably corrupted tho

[Ming]

I think it's times like this that Putin would like to load an old save from February and try again.

[pchang]

Let's just drop the pretense when it comes to Republicans and voting.