Prediction Thread: When Will Ukraine Conquer Russia

[Serb]

I am an engineer! It's worked!

[Geronimo]

did you read my post? I basically said people are rewarded in Russia for telling Putin what he believes to be true and that Western media companies are rewarded by their customers for telling their consumers what their consumers believe to be true. It certainly looks as if you thought I was saying something completely different. not really sure what though.

[Serb]

I'm sure you won't believe me Serb but it looks as if the special military operation has already been more costly in blood and material than all of the US post ww2 military adventures together. It's too bad Russia didn't bypass this particular quagmire.

Who cares if our sole survival is on stake?

The Nazi regime you have created in Ukraine, with its being in NATO with your missiles so close to us, it is the existential threat we don't have a luxury to afford.
So, either we will win and create a neutral regime there or just incinerate all of you.
We simply have no other choice, Western dummies!

And we will win, trust me on that!
Because you are not ready to die for your Euro-slaves.
You could and probably will throw them into a meatgrinder but you will never ever die for them!
Period!

There is only one thing you can't understand!
If you throw a single nuke at our territory hiding behind your Euro-lackey, we will retaliate to their master with a full strengh, not to its slaves!

Therefore you are insane idiots, playing with a nuclear fire!

[Serb]

did you read my post? I basically said people are rewarded in Russia for telling Putin what he believes to be true and that Western media companies are rewarded by their customers for telling their consumers what their consumers believe to be true. It certainly looks as if you thought I was saying something completely different. not really sure what though.

My drunk English is not I am proud of.

[Serb]

Not that my sob English is much better.

[Geronimo]

Who cares if our sole survival is on stake?

The Nazi regime you have created in Ukraine, with its being in NATO with your missiles so close to us, it is the existential threat we don't have a luxury to afford.
So, either we will win and create a neutral regime there or just incinerate all of you.
We simply have no other choice, Western dummies!

And we will win, trust me on that!
Because you are not ready to die for your Euro-slaves.
You could and probably will throw them into a meatgrinder but you will never ever die for them!
Period!

There is only one thing you can't understand!
If you throw a single nuke at our territory hiding behind your Euro-lackey, we will retaliate to their master with a full strengh, not to its slaves!

Therefore you are insane idiots, playing with a nuclear fire!

what total nonsense. listen to yourself. read your posts! If it is true, that Russia is deploying new vastly faster undetectable nuclear warhead delivery vehicles then that would certainly force the West to place nukes in Ukraine (and everywhere else near Russia) in exactly the same way you claim the West doing so would force Russia to act! Either Russians really believe that shortened nuclear weapon travel times force acts of war and that would also mean that Russia shortening their nuclear weapon travel times would force the West to go to war against Russia -or- they don't really believe shortened nuclear weapon travel times force a war, in which case it doesn't matter what nukes end up in Ukraine. It's impossible to simultaneously support decades of development and deployment of faster nukes and insist that doing so isn't an act of war while claiming that shortened nuke travel times for everyone else *are* an act of war.

[Dinner]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cg66g0neweko

Putin might be preparing for a three-day invasion of the US. Or he's just evacuating his warships out of Ukrainian missile range

There is no logistical tail for the few Russian ships. A few years back one of those pieces of junk broken down and had to sit in Havana harbor for four months while it awaited repair. This happens a few times a decade and it is purely a show the flag operation. In the event of war they would be sunk in probably less than an hour. They are all shadowed by American warships.

At least the stranded Russia sailors got to sit in Havana enjoying the company of desperate impoverished Cuban hookers and drinking low quality rum.. not that Russians would know better.

[Dinner]

World Sex Guide says the going rate for Cuban hookers with foreigners is about $5 per hour. It seems selling their bodies pays better than communism.

[BeBMan]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2024/jun/17/russia-ukraine-war-live-nato-nuclear-weapons-stoltenberg-putin-zelenskiy?CMP=share_btn_url&page=with%3Ablock-66703f138f08c9664cba4a90#block-66703f138f08c9664cba4a90

Genius at work again

[Dinner]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/li...08c9664cba4a90

Genius at work again

I imagine he is getting rid of Shpigu's lackeys and wants them replaced with people who are extremely loyal to him personally. Doctators rarely want ministers to be competent and popular because they might turn on the dictator. So they value loyalty above all else, preferably people who would also get killed if they do (which gives them extra incentive to stay loyal), and incompetence is often preferred so that no back stabs can really happen.

[Serb]

what total nonsense. listen to yourself. read your posts! If it is true, that Russia is deploying new vastly faster undetectable nuclear warhead delivery vehicles then that would certainly force the West to place nukes in Ukraine (and everywhere else near Russia) in exactly the same way you claim the West doing so would force Russia to act! Either Russians really believe that shortened nuclear weapon travel times force acts of war and that would also mean that Russia shortening their nuclear weapon travel times would force the West to go to war against Russia -or- they don't really believe shortened nuclear weapon travel times force a war, in which case it doesn't matter what nukes end up in Ukraine. It's impossible to simultaneously support decades of development and deployment of faster nukes and insist that doing so isn't an act of war while claiming that shortened nuke travel times for everyone else *are* an act of war.

Only Americans believe they can "strategically defeat" Russia.
In case your wet dream scenario would come close to be true - we will just incinerate you, because the alternative is our lone death, while in our rethaliation strike our murder will die too.

AND WE PERFECTLY KNOW WHO WANTS US DEAD!!!

And WILL JUST KILL YOU, if you ever be colse to your "strategic defeat" goal.

Simple as that!

[Serb]

There is no logistical tail for the few Russian ships. A few years back one of those pieces of junk broken down and had to sit in Havana harbor for four months while it awaited repair. This happens a few times a decade and it is purely a show the flag operation. In the event of war they would be sunk in probably less than an hour. They are all shadowed by American warships.

At least the stranded Russia sailors got to sit in Havana enjoying the company of desperate impoverished Cuban hookers and drinking low quality rum.. not that Russians would know better.

Why are you so scared, mofo?

We have one frigate and one submarine accompanied by a tanker and a supply ship and you piss your pants like sh!t!

Perhaps, because your crap talk about lack of logistics is nothing more than BS and that frigate and that Sub is one generation ahead of your warships armed with an unstoppable Zircon missiles travelling at Mach 12?

[-Jrabbit]

No one over here is pissing their pants. Rather, we chuckle in your general direction.

[Serb]

And any Russian cruise and ballisitc missile has a special warhead type (nuclear) by definition (not to mention a hypersonic ones).

Напугал, блять ежа, голой жопой, пидор!!! Хуесосы чертовы, даже Мак-5 создать не могут! А выебонов-то! Сказочные долбоебы!
Нервно сосите хуйб причмокивая!!!

[Dinner]

Why are you so scared, mofo?

We have one frigate and one submarine accompanied by a tanker and a supply ship and you piss your pants like sh!t!

Perhaps, because your crap talk about lack of logistics is nothing more than BS and that frigate and that Sub is one generation ahead of your warships armed with an unstoppable Zircon missiles travelling at Mach 12?

I clearly wrote that it is a joke show the flag excursion and nothing else. It is one tiny frigite and one cruise missile sub with an oiler and a tug boat. How you can misconstrue such a statement as someone else being scared is beyond me.

Last time Russia did a show the flag trip to Cuba their broken down ship had to sit in harbor for half a year waiting for a tug boat to tow it back to Russia for repairs.

[Serb]

How is your USS Dwight D. Eisenhower air carrier is doing after being hit by the Houthi missile?

Your Navy sucks so deeply and swallows so hard with such a passion!!!

You can't even do anything to Yemen peasants.