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  • OH MY ****ING GOD, GET THE ****ING VACCINE ALREADY, YOU ****ING ****S

    Hi, if you are reading this essay then congratulations, you are still alive. And if you are alive, then you have either gotten the COVID-19 vaccine, or you still have the opportunity to get the vaccine against COVID-19. And holy ****, if you aren’t ****ing vaccinated against COVID-19, then you need to get ****ing vaccinated right now. I mean, what the ****? **** you. Get vaccinated. ****.

    The ****ing vaccine will not make you magnetic. Are you ****ing kidding me? It just ****ing won’t. That’s not even a ****ing thing, and that lady who tried to pretend the vaccine made her ****ing magnetic looked like a real ****ing ****wad and a ****ing idiot, so get ****ing vaccinated. Jesus. ****.

    The vaccine also doesn’t have a ****ing 5G chip in it. What the **** do you think a ****ing 5G chip is, ****nuts? You think it’s like some invisible nanotechnology they can suspend in a liquid and then just put in your ****ing blood and then it what, exactly? ****ing floats around in your body going on Instagram and telling the government you went to the grocery store? No one ****ing cares where you go, you absolute ****ing ****-barf. **** off with that. ****.

    Oh, you’re afraid of ****ing side effects? **** you. You know what has ****ing side effects? ****ing aspirin, ****ing Tylenol. You could be ****ing allergic to pineapple, you ****ing ****wit. Everything has side effects. You’re being a big ****ing baby with a huge diaper full of ****ing diarrhea, complaining about maybe feeling slightly tired for a day or two while your asymptomatic COVID case you get and pass to some innocent ****ing kid could wind up killing them or someone else. **** you, you ****ing selfish ****ing ****-banana, you unredeemable ass-caterpillar, you ****ing ****-knob with two ****s for eyes and a literal poop where your heart should be. You want a two-month-old to wind up on a ****ing ventilator instead of you, a ****ing adult, getting a ****ing sore arm for a day? What are you, a pitcher for the Yankees? A ****ing concert pianist? An arm model? Get the **** out of here! **** you. Get vaccinated. ****. **** you!

    You think vaccines don’t ****ing work? Oh, **** off into the trash, you attention-seeking ****worm-faced ****butt. This isn’t even a point worth discussing, you ****-o-rama ****-stival of ignorance. Vaccines got rid of smallpox and polio and all the other disgusting diseases that used to kill off little ****s like you en masse. Your relatives got ****ing vaccinated and let you live, and now here you are signing up to be killed by a ****ing disease against which there is a ninety-nine-percent effective vaccine. You ****ing moron. Go in the ****ing ocean and **** a piranha. ****. **** that. **** you. Get vaccinated.

    Oh, you say you have a genuine allergy or medical condition that prevents you from receiving a ****ing vaccine? That’s fine. I’m clearly not talking to you. I ****ing love you. ****.

    Look, if you have been forwarded this essay from a friend or loved one, then there are two possibilities. Either you are a normal, regular, sensible ****ing person like me who got ****ing vaccinated at the first possible moment, and this essay channels all your ****ing rage and sadness and is therefore cathartic OR, and I really hope this isn’t the ****ing case, you AREN’T ****ing vaccinated, and someone sent it to you because you ****ing ****ing ****, you need to get ****ing vaccinated. And rather than being ****ing offended that someone is trying yet again to get you to take the ****ing vaccine, you should understand that someone ****ing loves you enough to try one last mother****ing time to get you to take the ****ing vaccine before you **** off to heaven, or hell, or some in-between place that’s just like a ****ing mall or something where everything is free, including and especially the soft pretzels. So, congratulations! There is ONE person remaining in your life who wants to ****ing save you from drowning in your own ****ing lungs, you ****ing ******** ****dick, so for god’s sake, get your ****ing ass out of your chair, go to the ****ing pharmacy, and get a ****ing vaccine, you absolute conscienceless ****ing **** **** ****. Get it. Get the ****ing vaccine. **** you. **** **** ****. ****. **** you. ****!
    For the thoroughly uncensored version, go here.

    Edit: you will need to, um, "fix" the link for it to work. You know what to do.
    No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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      • What about if you have natural immunity, which is better than the vaxxine, and your corrupt tyrannical government is still trying to force you to take a vaxxine that doesn't help you? I guess you're ****ed, everyone is going to cuss at you and talk to you like you're a moron.
        I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
        - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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        • Kidlicious
          Kidlicious commented
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          Wow Ming, another strawman. I'm shocked.

        • Ming
          Ming commented
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          And another nonsense respond from Kid... no surprise...

        • Berzerker
          Berzerker commented
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          I agree businesses have the right and we have the right to judge their requirements. There is no sense, no science, only anti-science and politics in requiring vaccinations for people who got covid.

          Fauci was asked what he'd tell people who got covid and think they're protected better than the vaccinated people, he said he didn't have a firm answer. Translation: they're right. The people at risk never got covid or the vaccine and that population is declining and getting younger.

      • a foul mouth bully screaming obscenities at people doesn't inspire confidence

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        • -Jrabbit
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          Sounds like a spot-on description of Trump.

        • Kidlicious
          Kidlicious commented
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          He never said ****hole. Durban admitted that he lied about that but your fake news keeps lying to you.

        • Berzerker
          Berzerker commented
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          I dont remember him swearing much and he was more of a counter puncher than a bully when he got into flame wars, but comparing the author's screed to Trump is telling. This is a losing issue for Democrats, some 100 million people got covid and dont need the vaccine. Mostly voters too.

      • Originally posted by Berzerker View Post
        a foul mouth bully screaming obscenities at people doesn't inspire confidence
        Ain't that the truth... Then you have the *******s who scream it's their "right" right before they physically attack somebody.
        Keep on Civin'
        RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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        • Berzerker
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          You wont get an argument from me, these people having temper tantrums over masks and attacking employees need an adult time out.

      • Originally posted by Berzerker View Post
        a foul mouth bully screaming obscenities at people doesn't inspire confidence
        Yeah. It's obvious that they are just trying to shame people for not trusting the government, the media and Big Pharma. They need to be shamed for trusting all of those without question.
        I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
        - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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        • Phil Donahue was fired from MSNBC because he opposed invading Iraq after 9/11. Then Keith Olbermann spent years ripping on Bush and his cronies for the war. Its strange how that works, MSNBC effectively voted to invade Iraq and then complained about the war and missing WMD as if they weren't part of the lie. I know, I was a big fan of Olbermann back then.

          People will start trusting in the vaccine more as covid gets closer. Vaccine hesitancy probably correlates with proximity to the bug. Rural people in low density areas are at less risk than people crowded into a city. When you start hearing of nearby people dying it becomes 'real'.

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          • I agree, but you also have to consider trust in authority/government/etc. This is why African-Americans, who in most of the US are urban, are vaccine hesitant. And also probably explains some of the Republican hesitancy, because when the administration is Democratic, they distrust authority/the government (but actually, that might be a general thing now... ).

            JM
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            • Originally posted by Berzerker View Post
              PIts strange how that works, MSNBC effectively voted to invade Iraq and then complained about the war and missing WMD as if they weren't part of the lie. I know, I was a big fan of Olbermann back then.
              It works the same way the Democrats were the party of Jim Crow and then became the "anti-racists." When you do that you can start accusing your opponent of being racists. It's brainwashing. Sadly it works.
              People will start trusting in the vaccine more as covid gets closer. Vaccine hesitancy probably correlates with proximity to the bug. Rural people in low density areas are at less risk than people crowded into a city. When you start hearing of nearby people dying it becomes 'real'.
              I think Covid is everywhere now. Rural people don't trust the government or the establishment, and that's good, because they aren't trust worthy. I don't trust them myself.

              I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
              - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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              • -Jrabbit
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                So you are, in fact, incapable of separating the two. You have the emotional maturity of a pre-schooler.

              • Kidlicious
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                I don't need Democrats telling me how to be a grown up. Even baby boomer Democrats still have the mentality of spoiled children.

              • -Jrabbit
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                So you're saying Democrats are just like Donald J. Trump?

            • The Florida BoE has sanctioned 8 school districts for forcing masks onto children in violation of state laws and the Constitution.

              I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
              - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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              • Air traffic controllers walked off the job in protest of vaxxine mandate. 1,000 flights cancelled. Southwest blamed the weather.
                I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                • -Jrabbit
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                  Nixon would have them arrested.

                • Kidlicious
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                  I thought that was Reagan. Oh well.

              • The Great Southwest Airlines Rebellion?

                https://thenewamerican.com/the-great...nes-rebellion/

                by Ron Paul October 11, 2021

                The Great Southwest Airlines Rebellion?

                The incredible cruelty and folly of forced vaccines finally came home to roost. The vaccine mandate backlash has been bubbling just under the surface, but now it has spilled out into the open, threatening to completely derail an already crumbling economy and to obliterate a deeply unpopular US President and Administration.

                Seemingly out of nowhere what appears to be a Southwest Airlines rebellion has taken flight this weekend. According to media reports, scores of pilots and other Southwest employees have coordinated the taking of “sick days” to use them up in advance of a Southwest Airlines mandate to get the jab or lose the job. Over Saturday and Sunday more than 2,000 flights have been cancelled, with airports experiencing full-on mayhem.

                The Southwest Airlines Pilots Association is suing the airline over the imposed vaccine mandate, bolstering the claim that there is a “sick out” underway among angry Southwest pilots.

                The mainstream media is doing its best to keep a lid on the expanding rebellion against the vaccine mandates, and Southwest Airlines itself is blaming the cancellations on bad weather and a lack of air traffic controllers. However, the weather problems that Southwest claims to be experiencing seem unique to that carrier: no other airline (thus far) is reporting such weather-related cancellations. And FAA spokesperson Steve Kulm told USA Today that “No FAA air traffic staffing shortages have been reported since Friday.”

                Will other pilots, such as at American Airlines, follow suit? Rumors are circling that this is only the beginning.

                Over the past few weeks, thousands of nurses, medical workers, and first responders have either quit or been fired for refusing to receive a medical treatment they do not want or need. The “nursing shortage” that Democrat politicians and the mainstream media had been blaming on “rising Covid cases” has been in reality a man-made disaster of historic proportions. The nursing crisis is not caused by “Covid” — cases have been in decline in the US for weeks. It is caused by the firing of medical personnel who refuse to take the experimental Covid shots.

                The stupidity of adopting a policy of firing healthcare workers while at the same time claiming that there is a raging pandemic gripping the country has not been lost on Americans. President Biden’s polling numbers have unsurprisingly been in freefall, with major Democrat candidates like Virginia’s Terry McAuliffe openly complaining that the deeply unpopular Biden is threatening him in a tight race for governor.

                While Biden Administration lackeys like Fauci are telling Americans they can’t celebrate Christmas again this year, more and more of America is finished with this “public health” terrorism. Here in Texas, a hundred thousand unmasked Texas A&M fans poured onto the football field on Saturday after a last minute surprise victory over Alabama. In Texas and elsewhere, the Administration is losing the fear factor.

                History may record this weekend as the turning point against the Biden Administration’s Covid tyranny. From nurses to pilots to truckers to even Amtrak workers, it appears that America is standing up and saying “enough!” Every one of our fellow citizens standing up on principle to oppose tyranny — facing the loss of their jobs and security — is owed a debt of gratitude by all who love liberty. Let’s hope that the peaceful rebellion continues to grow!
                I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                • Mods,

                  I posted that in two threads. This is the thread that I want it in. The post in the other thread is in the wrong thread. Thanks.
                  I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                  - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                  • Interesting "editorial" Kid...

                    Well how about this...
                    The Reason Southwest Airlines Had an Epic Meltdown This Weekend
                    Aaron Mak 49 mins ago

                    Southwest Airlines has canceled more than 2,000 flights since Friday, amounting to about a third of its schedule over the long weekend. The disruptions left tens of thousands of passengers stranded, and the carrier’s operations are still playing catchup. One top of the usual consumer agony and social-media meltdowns that this has inspired, there’s a bizarre twist: Southwest’s predicament has become a talking point for conservative commentators and politicians in their campaign against vaccine mandates. That would be wild if there was some truth to a mandate causing these problems (spoiler: it didn’t), but what’s actually going on might be even more enervating. Fasten your own seatbelt before fastening any others’, and I’ll explain what’s going on.

                    According to Southwest, weather and air traffic control snafus began grounding a number of flights on Friday. (The Federal Aviation Administration confirmed that a staffing shortfall at an air traffic control center, weather, and military training exercises did cause cancelations and delays, but only for a few hours.) That initial wave of cancelations, Southwest said, discombobulated their whole system by preventing aircrafts and crews from being in the right places at the right times according to schedule. There was then a cascading effect in which other flights also had to be canceled because, in some cases, pilots, crew, and the airplanes themselves weren’t in the right places. Southwest is also still trying to ramp up operations again after it made cutbacks during the height of the pandemic, which also impacted its ability to absorb the initial shock of nixed flights.
                    Woof. Is this happening to other airlines?
                    This appears not to be an aviation problem so much as a Southwest problem; other airlines were able to carry on with minimal cancellations after Friday’s disruptions. Southwest has generally struggled with coordinating its operations as of late; it had the highest percentage of cancelations and worst on-time performance among the country’s four major airlines in June and July. The Southwest pilots’ union further blamed the company’s technical systems and processes for reassigning pilots when disruptions occur, claiming that these are longstanding problems that executives have failed to fix for years. The airline has struggled with rerouting pilots party because it uses a “point-to-point” system, which focuses on flying passengers directly to their destinations. This is opposed to the “hub-and-spoke” model that American Airlines uses, in which passengers are often first routed to a main base of operations before departing for their final destination. While the point-to-point system has the advantage of reducing travel times and the number of connecting flights, it can be difficult to adapt to unexpected situations. Southwest’s point-to-point network also covers an unusually large geographic area, which makes reassigning pilots even more complicated.

                    Southwest Airlines set an Oct. 4 COVID-19 vaccination deadline for its employees. The airline established this policy in order to abide by a new federal requirement dictating that government contractors, like Southwest, have to enforce vaccination mandates. The pilots’ union at Southwest proceeded to petition a federal court in Dallas to temporarily block the company’s mandate on the grounds that it allegedly violates labor laws. The ensuing cancelation debacle led conservatives to speculate that staff like pilots and air traffic controllers were calling in sick and walking out in order to protest the mandate. They’ve been wielding this theory as a cudgel to knock the Biden administration’s vaccine requirement, insinuating that it’s hurting the economy. Texas Sen. Ted Cruz tweeted that “Joe Biden’s illegal vaccine mandate” was leading to a shortage of “pilots & air traffic controllers.” Wisconsin Sen. Ron Johnson identified himself in a tweet as a “loyal Southwest customer” and urged the company to “stop the madness before more damage is done.” Conservative media have also been pushing this narrative, with Fox News’ Tucker Carlson claiming the cancelations were “a direct consequence” of Biden’s policy.

                    Is there any evidence backing up these claims?
                    Based on the information publicly available at the moment, Southwest’s vaccine mandate appears to have little to do with the cancelations. The FAA announced that there haven’t been any air traffic staffing shortages since Friday. Even people at Southwest who are opposed to vaccine mandates in general say that the new policy was not to blame for the disarray. In a Tuesday interview on CNBC, Southwest CEO Gary Kelly criticized Biden for forcing private companies to establish mandates, but nevertheless said, “That’s not what was at issue with Southwest over the weekend.” The pilot’s union, which is suing Southwest over the mandate, pushed back on speculation about a walkout protest. The union’s president, Casey Murray, told CBS News that the pilot sick rate over the weekend was consistent with what the company experienced over the summer. Southwest also isn’t the only airline that’s faced internal pushback for its mandate. Hundreds of employees protested American Airlines’ vaccine requirements at the company’s headquarters in Texas last week. Yet, American only had a 2 percent cancelation rate on Sunday, while it was 30 percent for Southwest.

                    How long is this problem expected to last?
                    Operations seem to be returning to normal to some degree. The airline only canceled 87 (or about 2 percent) of its flights on Tuesday, which is a marked improvement from this weekend but still worse than most other U.S. airlines. To prevent this from happening again, the airline has said that it will be cutting down on the number of flights it has scheduled for the fall and build up a reserve of staffers to act as a cushion in the event of an emergency. Seems like a pretty good time to consider becoming a pilot.
                    Keep on Civin'
                    RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                    • Same pattern of bull****. They report what Southwest Airlines says (what comes from their PR department) as though it's the absolute truth. Proof that "right-wing commentators" are lying! As though Southwest Airlines would never lie.

                      This is so common that it's ridiculous, and you always fall for it.
                      I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                      - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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