Who do you tip to win the US presidential election

[BeBMan]

[dannubis]

Bye bye trump. Lets hope he and his children will face Some lengthy jail time.

[Dauphin]

It’s pronounced “Bye den!”

[Elok]

I'm kinda surprised people are celebrating. Okay, not surprised, perhaps "annoyed." Trump literally approaches the theoretical limit of incompetence; he does very little, most of what he attempts to do is counterproductive to his stated goals, and he seldom succeeds in doing it anyway. Even many people who support him acknowledge that he's a vain, childish, contemptible ass--he just happens to be a bulwark against their enemies. He's been replaced, by a somewhat embarrassingly narrow margin, by a candidate who would seem frankly underwhelming if pitted against literally any president of my lifetime. He will probably face a deadlocked congress and a hostile court; the best he can hope for is a solid win in Georgia allowing his vice president to legislate by breaking endless ties. This is, from my increasingly libertarian-ish point of view, far better than I would have hoped for, but it's a pathetic excuse for a Blue victory.

[Uncle Sparky]

Sucks to be American... maybe a little less than it did last week. The rest of the world, however, is pleased than we will no longer have to deal with a very large, loud, powerful toddler at Chuck E Cheese.

[ZEE]

Elok is a nerd.

[giblets]

The reds are happy to be rid of him.

[ZEE]

That's a mean thing to say about Elok.

[-Jrabbit]

Looks like the final electoral count will be 306 for Biden.

[BeBMan]

The fact that T doesn't want to leave office and instead makes up all kinds of nonsense (again) just tells me how important it was to chase him otta the WH.

A less erratic, but more disciplined, strategic and equally ruthless and mean guy could have driven the US into a far more absurd direction. Those 4 yrs should serve as a healthy reminder in the future, but let's see (and hope for the best )

Kudos who folks who didn't let this stand.

[Ted Striker]

The fact that T doesn't want to leave office and instead makes up all kinds of nonsense (again) just tells me how important it was to chase him otta the WH.

A less erratic, but more disciplined, strategic and equally ruthless and mean guy could have driven the US into a far more absurd direction. Those 4 yrs should serve as a healthy reminder in the future, but let's see (and hope for the best )

Kudos who folks who didn't let this stand.

I apologize it took so long and thank you for your faith and patience in our nation. Many of us appreciate the friendship and wisdom of our European brothers and sisters and do not take it for granted.

This isn’t over until January, but rest assured there are watchers out there in the trenches fighting to maintain decency in the decades to come.

Democracy isn’t a state, it’s an act.

[Aeson]

I'm kinda surprised people are celebrating. Okay, not surprised, perhaps "annoyed." Trump literally approaches the theoretical limit of incompetence; he does very little, most of what he attempts to do is counterproductive to his stated goals, and he seldom succeeds in doing it anyway. Even many people who support him acknowledge that he's a vain, childish, contemptible ass--he just happens to be a bulwark against their enemies. He's been replaced, by a somewhat embarrassingly narrow margin, by a candidate who would seem frankly underwhelming if pitted against literally any president of my lifetime. He will probably face a deadlocked congress and a hostile court; the best he can hope for is a solid win in Georgia allowing his vice president to legislate by breaking endless ties. This is, from my increasingly libertarian-ish point of view, far better than I would have hoped for, but it's a pathetic excuse for a Blue victory.

It doesn't have much to do with Biden. Trump is dissonance. He transcends simple political tribalism. Some people like it, others can't stand it. The last four years have been like having an inescapable off key rendition of fingernails on a chalkboard being blasted 24/7. Anything that turns it down a bit is worth cheering.

As someone left of Bernie, I don't think Biden is a good choice. But I'll celebrate Trump being dragged out of the White House. I know a lot of lifelong Rs that will find it a relief too. Some who are openly cheering for it already.

[Uncle Sparky]

The new President with the new White House dog...


Harkens back to the days when the President wasn't a piece of crap.

[giblets]

Trump, the first president in a century with no dog, explains why: ‘I don’t have any time.'

what a dumbass

[Uncle Sparky]

Trump is a WINNER!!!

Spoiler:

[giblets]

Grover Cleveland had two terms.

[Uncle Sparky]

Or was he a one term President twice?

[Uncle Sparky]

At this point, Trumps only path to 270 involves losing about 50 pounds.

[pchang]

But, but he said he won by a lot???