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**Ben Kenobi** · May 11, 2015, 12:46

Why? Is there something wrong with you?

It's not my calling.

**Alexander's Horse** · May 11, 2015, 14:35

It wasn't really just an April Fools joke, was it Ben...

**regexcellent** · May 11, 2015, 14:52

Not only are priests not therapists but therapists will still tell you your problems are of your own making.

**Ben Kenobi** · May 11, 2015, 15:18

It wasn't really just an April Fools joke, was it Ben...

It was a great april fools joke.

**N35t0r** · May 11, 2015, 15:40

Originally posted by regexcellent View Post

Not only are priests not therapists but therapists will still tell you your problems are of your own making.

So if you were abused by your father, it was your fault?

**giblets** · May 11, 2015, 15:47

Don't argue with regexcellent. Having six bathrooms and graduating from a prestigious high school makes you an expert on therapy.

**Thoth** · May 11, 2015, 22:15

Originally posted by regexcellent View Post

Not only are priests not therapists.

Catholic priests are often the rapists.

**Alexander's Horse** · May 14, 2015, 21:24

personally Ben I think you could make a great priest, there, I said it

*braces for rotten fruit*

**Ben Kenobi** · May 15, 2015, 00:49

Thanks, I appreciate the sentiment.

**Dr Strangelove** · May 15, 2015, 08:30

Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post

Is the fact that the King is required to be protestant still taught in English schools, Kentonio?

Didn't they recently remove that requirement or was it just that the monarch could marry outside the C of E?

**Kidlicious** · May 15, 2015, 21:39

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse View Post

personally Ben I think you could make a great priest, there, I said it

*braces for rotten fruit*

He said it's not his calling.

**Ben Kenobi** · May 15, 2015, 22:40

Didn't they recently remove that requirement or was it just that the monarch could marry outside the C of E?

Nope, and for those curious - the present branch is only the third most senior extant branch from the Stuarts.

Would you let Ben hear your confession?