Here we go again: almost all diet advice is wrong (again)

[Pedotard]

Nope.

I'm encouraging them to think rationally about their lives and empowering them to make healthier choices, if they choose.

You are seriously embarrassing yourself. My foot is getting tired from stomping your asshole into oblivion.

You're not empowering anyone by pretending the laws of thermodynamics aren't real.

[Aeson]

I trust your ability to measure weight, height and age. You're either very old or very lazy or wrong about the level of physical activity. I don't believe you bother to measure your caloric intake accurately.

I see you've abandoned whatever you hoped to prove with your caloric assessment. That's probably for the best given your complete ignorance in regards to everything involved in the matter.

[Sava]

You're not empowering anyone by pretending the laws of thermodynamics aren't real.

keep fucking that chicken bro

this is pure comedic gold... thanks for your performance in this thread

[Pedotard]

If the quantity of food Aeson eats doesn't matter, why doesn't he eat half as much so there's more left for other people who are malnourished? What a monster

[Sava]

I KNOW RIGHT

[Pedotard]

I guess marijuana can cause brain damage after all.

[Pedotard]

I can't watch Aeson's every move and log everything he eats, therefore all the peer reviewed scientific research on the subject of nutrition doesn't apply and he must have some mysterious digestive disorder that makes his weight independent of how much he eats. Or something. The odds of him having a digestive condition that hasn't been discovered by science is higher than him being mistaken about how high his caloric intake actually is.

[Aeson]

If the quantity of food Aeson eats doesn't matter, why doesn't he eat half as much so there's more left for other people who are malnourished? What a monster

Net makes the meals for me. She's a wonderful person who just wants me to be a bit less sharp on the edges. I would left to my own devices eat less but don't mind eating more to give her some hope.

[Sava]

I guess marijuana can cause brain damage after all.

YA TOTES

ALSO ENCORUAGEDAS ILEEEGEAL AXTIVITY

there I go breaking laws of thermondynamix LAEEWALLL

[Aeson]

I can't watch Aeson's every move and log everything he eats, therefore all the peer reviewed scientific research on the subject of nutrition doesn't apply and he must have some mysterious digestive disorder that makes his weight independent of how much he eats. Or something. The odds of him having a digestive condition that hasn't been discovered by science is higher than him being mistaken about how high his caloric intake actually is.

You can't watch any of my moves or anything I eat. The only evidence you have on this subject is second hand information from a source you think is unreliable. Therefore all your conjectures about what I eat are completely ignorant.

And you're so stupid that you can't determine whether 3 eggs is more than 2.

[Pedotard]

YA TOTES

ALSO ENCORUAGEDAS ILEEEGEAL AXTIVITY

there I go breaking laws of thermondynamix LAEEWALLL

It does encourage illegal activity. 100% of regular pot smokers have broken the law recently.

[Pedotard]

You can't watch any of my moves or anything I eat. The only evidence you have on this subject is second hand information from a source you think is unreliable. Therefore all your conjectures about what I eat are completely ignorant.

And you're so stupid that you can't determine whether 3 eggs is more than 2.

If you ate nothing but eggs then measuring how many calories you eat would be pretty easy.

[Sava]

U SO SMART grid

Tell us more

[Sava]

Grib

[Pedotard]

I don't talk to criminals. Go away.