Al B Sure, please reconsider your outlook on life

[Dinner]

You know nothing about women. That's what they tell you in public. That's not what they talk about to each other. That's not what they tell you in the bedroom.

I bet you think women don't want to be objectified?

Women are incredibly vain. Women are incredibly obsessed with what other women think of their man.

My, my... Do you get such generalizations from your vast dating experience? It's kind of hard to speak in generalities when your sample size is one, huh?

[Al B. Sure!]

My, my... Do you get such generalizations from your vast dating experience? It's kind of hard to speak in generalities when your sample size in one, huh?

Whatever you say.

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If by ojectified you mean she likes it when you complement her, say her hair smells nice or the dress looks good on her, yeah everyone likes hearing that sort of thing. If you think women like it when you grab their asses in the elevator then, well, maybe some do but most don't.

I'm certain now that yes, I know more about women than you do.

[Dinner]

And yet I not only have been in more relationships than you, I am also more successful than you. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

[Dinner]

I'm certain now that yes, I know more about women than you do.

Your average 6th grader knows more about women than Mr. "I desperately want to be an alpha male". Also it is hilarious that a guy who didn't get laid until he was almost 30, who wasted $25,000 on a prostitute who he didn't even get to sleep with, and who is supposedly in his first ever relationship... Now wants to give relationship advice. Not surprisingly, his advice is all bad.

[Al B. Sure!]

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You know nothing about women. That's what they tell you in public. That's not what they talk about to each other. That's not what they tell you in the bedroom.

How would you know?

[Al B. Sure!]

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[ZEE]

Poor alBy

[Al B. Sure!]

Nothing poor about me. My life is great.

[ZEE]

I just like saying that. I had a 50/50 sPlit if it would troll you.

I've gotten lazier.

[Dinner]

Al is still in the phase where he thinks stupid little mind games are what will make him successful at a relationship or not. Hell, he's even directly following one of the self declared pick up artists about how to treat a woman slightly bad so that she thinks you're above her. Hopefully he will eventually wise up after being in a few long term relationships but really he's stuck at the spot where most 19 year old guys are in their first year of college. In the end the sly put downs and abrasiveness just isn't conducive to a long term relationship. It just slowly pisses people off until it builds up into a thousand little resentments. Trust me, I know.

[Ben Kenobi]

Oerdin and Albie arguing about what turns women on? This is like Bumfights.

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Why don't you enter the fray, Ben? Surely you have a lot to teach us all.

[Ben Kenobi]

Why don't you enter the fray, Ben? Surely you have a lot to teach us all.

You want blinding insight?

Women like different things. Not all of them like the same kind of things. The women that like you will like different things about you! I don't claim to have a clue as to 'what women want'. I'm not a chick. I don't have tits. I know what I like and I don't really spend a lot of time dwelling on 'what do chicks like'. Now a particular chick? That's different. And you might be very surprised what they like and that's all I'll say about that.

I've been on dates that I've put a lot of time into and have been a disaster. I've been on dates that had no earthy right to have work out which have gone swimmingly well.

My advice is really simple. If you see a girl that's hot. Ask her out. Come right out and say it, "hey I noticed you and I think you're super hot. Want to go to coffee". I have done that. I've picked up numbers on cold calls on ladies I've never met before. I'm 5'5'' and 140 soaking wet. I've had a lot of fun over the years.

Do I claim to have the secret other than asking really hot girls out on the spot? Nope, can't say I do. Do I wish that sometimes things had worked out differently and that I did things differently? Absolutely. Do I think my love life is a model for others? Nope.

Ask them and just be up front about it. No need to play head games. I've done it, turned some ladies down that were really nice ladies but not a good fit.

Anybody who tells you that they have the ultimate secret with women is selling something.