Gruff off topic

[AAAAAAAAH!]

Keep the insults coming

[DaShi]

Can't you all see that this Gruff Off Topic forum is tearing us apart?!!

[Tuberski]

Edit: Wait, I had to check, but I didn't actually say that. Seriously. It sounded like me.

You didn't say what?

ACK!

[Ben Kenobi]

Because he punched me in the face, Sean. If I just took it without making consequences, there would have been no end to getting punched in the face, forever.

He's insignificant. Who cares. You've already shown that you're far and away enough to deal with him.

Are you really having that much trouble understanding? I wasn't the one beating you up as a kid. You may have always swung first and gotten punished for it

Did it once, took my lumps. I was punished for it. Hit a bigger kid but he left me alone. I didn't keep hitting him. Despite me being all of 4 foot nothing.

He seemed to eventually figure out that swinging on me was a bad idea, because he hasn't tried it since the 80s.

I got jumped once by a dude who was totally drunk. The conclusion, I walked away. That was the end of it after he assaulted a checkout girl and took off.

[Felch]

Walking down the sidewalk. In the middle of the walkway there's a big pile of steamy, stinking dog ****. You have two choices, you can take off your shoes and socks and jump into the pile with both feet, or you can simply go around.

Going around doesn't make you scared of the ****, it's just common sense.

I'm confused. Aren't there other options available to you? You could keep your shoes and socks on when you step in the poop. You could step over the poop (sorry o v e r). You could clean up the poop. You could cover the poop with newspaper. You could find a coprophagic mutt and get him to eat the poop. Or you could go to a poop forum where everybody is sick of your whining, and then whine about how everybody on that forum is a troll and poopy head.

[AAAAAAAAH!]

Lancer can't seem to stop visiting this website he hates

[self biased]

Lancer can't seem to stop visiting this website he hates

pretty sure it's the Howard Stern effect or somesuch.

[Lancer]

Lancer can't seem to stop visiting this website he hates

I don't hate Apolyton. In its time it was a grand place full of friends who I enjoyed very much.

[dannubis]

And then you started to insult everybody... Following that you left and everybody was happy. Maybe that was a hint.

[kentonio]

Can't you all see that this Gruff Off Topic forum is tearing us apart?!!

Only love can tear us apart!!

[Sava]

Walking down the sidewalk. In the middle of the walkway there's a big pile of steamy, stinking dog ****. You have two choices, you can take off your shoes and socks and jump into the pile with both feet, or you can simply go around.

Going around doesn't make you scared of the ****, it's just common sense.

Agree. Nobody is scared of you.

[Sava]

And then you started to insult everybody... Following that you left and everybody was happy. Maybe that was a hint.

oh snap!

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

You didn't say what?

ACK!

I didn't confess my secret love for teh gay pr0n in the post quoted. I probably said it at the dead place, but I said over 36,000 stupid things there, and who can remember?

[N35t0r]

Pepperidge Farm remembers

[Sava]