Please don't take this too seriously.

[Lorizael]

I've decided I'm going to take anon7's advice:

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090518202329AAXpjQb

What is the best thing to say when asking a girl out?

Nothing. Actions speak louder that words. There's nothing women like more than a manly man who takes what he wants. If you ask her, you're showing weakness instantly and you'll easily get rejected. You never show weakness.

First of all you must make sure she's attracted to you... Flirt a little. Throw some soft punches at her. Argue with her a bit. Never let her win a fight of course. Establish your dominance and she'll submit to you. It must be done in a playful way. Give her a nice smile every once in a while. Don't do any of that cute BS though. It WILL NOT work. A woman's words and her response are VERY different. Young women are typically very indecisive and don't know what they want. They love a man that chooses for them.

So now to the action: once you know she's into you, simply get close and ask her if she has a BF. Don't tell her you like her yet. If she answers no, grab her and go for the kiss. If she answers yes, there's not much you can do but walk away.

Assuming she said no and you kissed her, then ask her what she's doing on Saturday. If she's not busy, say "Alright then, I'm taking you to a movie."

You NEVER ask a woman for anything. You simply assume that she's saying yes. This shows that you don't fear rejection and that you're confident. It also shows that you're different because you don't do what every other guy does. In order to be the best, you must be unique and powerful. There's strong ways and weak ways of doing things. Naturally, you're going to want to do that weak Hollywood crap. Most guys do. Just remember that you NEVER show weakness. She may call you a jerk every once in a while, but it really means "I love you."

[Bereta_Eder]

[Lorizael]

Boss told me today that I'm only allowed to take one class next semester. Guess that means I need a new job.

[Lorizael]

Also my belt literally fell apart this morning when I tried to put it on. Good times.

[pchang]

Remember, low hanging pants is a sign of thuggery and justifies "shoot to kill" by the police!

[Lorizael]

Remember, being black is a sign of thuggery and justifies "shoot to kill" by the police!

Major typo. ftfy

[Lorizael]

Pizza delivery guy delivered diet Mountain Dew instead of regular Mountain Dew. Life is terrible. Considering going out just to pick up some Dew. Not sure what will win out: addiction or laziness.

Using this post to check when I last ordered pizza so that I can convince myself it's been a long enough interval for me to order another pizza and not feel like a gigantic slob.

[Lorizael]

Confession time: There was no big, intricate plan. The plan was:

(1) Get to know TA during the semester

(2) Ask TA out at the end of the semester

Step 1 went swimmingly, near as I can tell. Step 2 was foiled by circumstances beyond my control. I sent her an email on Friday, but it was just a continuation of the (not terribly related to linguistics) conversation we'd been having, not me asking her out or anything. She hasn't responded yet. There are probably several dozen reasons why that could be the case, but I'm focusing on the negative ones.

Not sure what my next move is. Options seem to be: (1) send her another email that more or less makes my intentions clear, (2) try talking to her on exam day, (3) wait awhile and send her an email/friend her on Facebook/try to find her on campus.

Monkeys.

[N35t0r]

4) Stalk her

[Lorizael]

I'm trying new things this time around.

[N35t0r]

[Lorizael]

Well, the final is tomorrow at 1:30. So unless I decide to do something now or then, I'm kind of defaulting to the waiting awhile option. The only problem with that is she's going to be out of the country almost immediately after she finishes grading the finals (but returning at some point).

[DaShi]

Send her a dick pic. You have nothing to lose at this point.

[Lorizael]

Strongly considering it.

[rah]

Just send her a note that you really enjoyed the class and your discussions with her and if she was ever interested in further discussion, that you would be also.