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  • Originally posted by Sava View Post
    I can't think of a single example that isn't.

    Name one.

    My former manager. What's my prize?
    The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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    • Originally posted by Felch View Post
      Do whatever you're gonna do, but before you off yourself, make sure you vote for Heather Mizeur in the primary.

      This ain't Chicago; we need you breathing for your vote to count.
      Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
      My roommate works for her campaign. I'm registered independent, though, so I can't vote.
      Hmm. I think my roommate is out of a job...
      Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
      "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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      • Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny View Post
        My former manager. What's my prize?
        Care to elaborate?

        If we're talking about a regular person who struck it rich doing something, it's always luck.

        Obviously, hard work can be a contributing factor. But lots of people work hard and have little to show for it. Boot-strap pulling is not a factor in success.
        To us, it is the BEAST.

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        • So if hard work can be a contributing factor, then all success isn't based purely on luck, timing, and deception.
          Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
          "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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          • My new boss replaced my old keyboard and mouse with wireless ones because they're "better." The new keyboard doesn't have a standard Home/End/Insert/Delete/PageUp/PageDown panel, and my typing is much slower as a result. Life is terrible.
            Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
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            • Tell him the new keyboard isn't ergo friendly to your hands and while you appreciate his trying to make your life better, a different keyboard would probably be better.
              It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
              RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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              • Better if you like replacing batteries/have the battery supply contract.
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                https://youtu.be/HLNhPMQnWu4

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                • I'm only going to fight him on so many things. He's convinced I need a second monitor, for example, and I'm pouring most of my energies into preventing that from happening. At home, he uses more monitors than I have fingers, and he can barely work on the two he's forced to contend with in the office. I'm not really sure what he needs all those extra monitors for; alt-tab exists for a reason.
                  Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                  "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                  • Originally posted by Sava View Post
                    but you can leave the house!




                    (some of us have trouble with that )
                    Hikikomori -- not just for victims of the Japanese work ethic, anymore.
                    No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                    • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                      So if hard work can be a contributing factor, then all success isn't based purely on luck, timing, and deception.
                      Drinking, eating, breathing, sleeping, ejaculating, pooping, and peeing are all contributing factors to success.

                      Moreso than hard work.
                      To us, it is the BEAST.

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                      • Originally posted by The Mad Monk View Post
                        Hikikomori -- not just for victims of the Japanese work ethic, anymore.
                        Maybe... except for this:

                        6) no other mental disorder that accounts for the social withdrawal and avoidance.
                        To us, it is the BEAST.

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                        • An extra monitor for work is great, I should have asked for one years earlier.
                          Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi Wan's apprentice.

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                          • Maybe for some jobs. Not this one. The maximum number of windows I need to see at any one time is two, and my monitor is more than wide enough to accommodate two windows when that becomes necessary.
                            Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                            "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                            • Originally posted by Garth Vader View Post
                              An extra monitor for work is great, I should have asked for one years earlier.


                              Indeed. More desktop space increases productivity. That's a no-brainer.
                              To us, it is the BEAST.

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                              • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                                Maybe for some jobs. Not this one. The maximum number of windows I need to see at any one time is two, and my monitor is more than wide enough to accommodate two windows when that becomes necessary.
                                Does that include Poly?
                                To us, it is the BEAST.

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