Please don't take this too seriously.

[The Mad Monk]

Don't worry; I have no problems crying.

Neither do I, in fact sometimes they tear uncontrollably, even though my eyes are "dry".

You see, I do have a tear duct issue.

[Lorizael]

Heading over to a friend's house to do some gaming. This means more Mountain Dews, too many gold fish, and little else.

[The Mad Monk]

Buy some chocolate milk on the way over.

[Lorizael]

Chocolate milk...?

[Lorizael]

Also I used a bleach product on my tub to get rid of some mildew and now it's stained yellow because I probably didn't rinse it off in time. I'm afraid to shower.

[The Mad Monk]

Chocolate milk is very nutritious, especially compared to Mountain Dew. Vitamins, protein, cocoa, what's not to love? It's also quite filling.

[Sava]

yeah i would stop the mtn dew

[Jon Miller]

Chocolate milk is very nutritious, especially compared to Mountain Dew. Vitamins, protein, cocoa, what's not to love? It's also quite filling.

Diet is an important part of mental well being.

Chocolate Milk sounds like an improvement to your diet, so an easy way to go!

JM

[Lorizael]

I had Mountain Dew, some gold fish, a burger, and then some Tex Mex. No chocolate milk. Is there any way I can get Pepsi to pay me for posts?

[Lorizael]

Also this OkCupid **** is hard. I've answered 400 questions now, and some of my answers make me look like a racist. For example:

Is there a statistical correlation between race and intelligence? Yes or No.

The (objectively correct) answer is yes. But that doesn't mean I'm a ****ing racist. Correlation != causation, and a lot of minorities have socioeconomic disadvantages, and yadda yadda. I wrote like an essay as an explanation for my answer, but my guess is most people won't bother to read past the yes.

[The Mad Monk]

So now you're bloated, shaky, and gassy?

You may want to step back from OKCupid for a bit.

[Lorizael]

Bloated, shaky, and gassy? No, not particularly.

[The Mad Monk]

I'm serious about the chocolate milk. Greatest weight loss aid ever.

[Lorizael]

Nature's recovery drink!

[Sava]

Also this OkCupid **** is hard. I've answered 400 questions now, and some of my answers make me look like a racist. For example:

Is there a statistical correlation between race and intelligence? Yes or No.

The (objectively correct) answer is yes. But that doesn't mean I'm a ****ing racist. Correlation != causation, and a lot of minorities have socioeconomic disadvantages, and yadda yadda. I wrote like an essay as an explanation for my answer, but my guess is most people won't bother to read past the yes.

You should probably answer questions based on the spirit of the question... rather than be pedantic about what is actually written.

That question is... "are you racist"?