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  • I just woke up from a midday nap. Funny that I needed a nap, after sleeping until noon.
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    "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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    • You've got to be well rested for the early bird special at IHOP.
      “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
      "Capitalism ho!"

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      • I've been listening to the Savage Love podcast. Dan Savage is awfully condemnatory of bestiality.
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        "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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        • every part of my body feels awesome right now
          To us, it is the BEAST.

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          • My eyes hurt.
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            "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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            • eye strain?
              To us, it is the BEAST.

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              • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                Well, I don't drink. So now I'm the pudgy, balding, 28-year-old still getting his undergrad degree and transparently attempting to get young chicks drunk. Creepy!
                What's creepy is your determination to continually put yourself down. The world is chock-full of people more than happy to do that for you- no need for you to take their side too.
                Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                  My eyes hurt.
                  My room is poorly ventilated so I've got a fan on most of the time which dries out my eyes.
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                  "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                  • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                    My eyes hurt.
                    I have Factor 50 sunblock in mine. It stings.


                    Still preferable to skin cancer/melanoma.
                    Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                    ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                    • Mine get dried out at the end of the day due to contacts.

                      I smoke so much that my eyes don't even get red when I'm stoned.
                      To us, it is the BEAST.

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                      • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                        I should probably put on clothes and eat something today, yeah?
                        If you're concerned for your weight, it might be a fine time for a one day fast.
                        No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                        • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                          My room is poorly ventilated so I've got a fan on most of the time which dries out my eyes.
                          That shouldn't happen if you're blinking enough; it might be a tear duct issue.
                          No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                          • Originally posted by The Mad Monk View Post
                            If you're concerned for your weight, it might be a fine time for a one day fast.
                            Instead I ate two hot dogs (plus buns and ketchup), 3 Mountain Dews, a microwaveable meal from Safeway, a few Triscuits, a third of a box of cookies, and a quarter of a pint of Ben & Jerry's for about 3000 calories. Woo!
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                            "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                            • Originally posted by The Mad Monk View Post
                              That shouldn't happen if you're blinking enough; it might be a tear duct issue.
                              Don't worry; I have no problems crying.
                              Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                              "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                              • Okay, fast today.
                                No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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