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Checks pantry. Canned peas? Check. Canned meats? Also check. No alcohol? Hmm.Because he's choosing food based on factors that only a depression era hobo would care about.
And ultimately he thinks we should be happy living like depression era hobos because he does daily.
Beginning to think I have much in common with Kucibro.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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Oh goody. A Russian Jon Miller!Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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Oh goody. A Russian Jon Miller.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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Yankee? Why you do this to me, Dimmy?
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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Everyone outside America knows Americans are called Yankees, wear Stetson hats and cowboy boots, speak with a drawl, shout "yee-haw" and live in Texas.Originally posted by SlowwHand View PostYankee? Why you do this to me, Dimmy?
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I'm just enjoying a nice glass of Australian red now - Rawson's retreat
Tastes terrible...Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..
Look, I just don't anymore, okay?
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I've never consumed a lady.Originally posted by snrjefe View PostIncorrect. White wine is for getting ladies drunk so they're more malleable and should never actually be consumed by a male.Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915
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I guess you failed grammar and sentence structure.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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Worse thing I ever drank was some clear fig or date spirit from North Africa. It didn't help that it was winter time, and the next day I was meant to visit my grandfather. It felt like the Fall of Carthage was being re-enacted in my head, only more vigorously. The ground was slippy and so was my control on my stomach contents.Originally posted by kentonio View PostHow do you even get to 21 without having been blind drunk a few times anyway? Isn't that pretty much an essential element in growing up?
That was pretty much the decider on intoxicating liquids for me- I never enjoyed the taste of ales/beers and found the smell of them pretty revolting.Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915
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Presumably the same one who thought up lite alcohol drinks. Like having food, only without flavour.Originally posted by dannubis View PostYou wonder who the first man was who thought up this idea...Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915
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It looks like he chucked it up after eating it. Or was watching Jeff Goldblum in 'The Fly' and became inspired.Originally posted by Ban Kenobi View PostIf you'll eat that every day for an entire week you have no right to complain about how booze or anything else tastes.Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915
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