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  • Originally posted by Ban Kenobi View Post
    Could perceptions of Russians also have something to do with Russia having one of the highest rates of alcohol consumption in the world?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...ol_consumption
    Probably.
    Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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    • Because he's choosing food based on factors that only a depression era hobo would care about.

      And ultimately he thinks we should be happy living like depression era hobos because he does daily.
      Checks pantry. Canned peas? Check. Canned meats? Also check. No alcohol? Hmm.

      Beginning to think I have much in common with Kucibro.
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      • Originally posted by Wezil View Post
        Unsolicited advice.
        Aka the #1 reason why you shouldn't have sex in the middle of Red Square.
        Graffiti in a public toilet
        Do not require skill or wit
        Among the **** we all are poets
        Among the poets we are ****.

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        • Jon Miller
          Last edited by onodera; December 4, 2013, 03:08.
          Graffiti in a public toilet
          Do not require skill or wit
          Among the **** we all are poets
          Among the poets we are ****.

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          • Oh goody. A Russian Jon Miller!
            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • Oh goody. A Russian Jon Miller.
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • Oh lawd, a Yankee Jon Miller.
                Graffiti in a public toilet
                Do not require skill or wit
                Among the **** we all are poets
                Among the poets we are ****.

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                • Yankee? Why you do this to me, Dimmy?
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                  "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
                    Yankee? Why you do this to me, Dimmy?
                    Everyone outside America knows Americans are called Yankees, wear Stetson hats and cowboy boots, speak with a drawl, shout "yee-haw" and live in Texas.
                    Graffiti in a public toilet
                    Do not require skill or wit
                    Among the **** we all are poets
                    Among the poets we are ****.

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                    • I'm just enjoying a nice glass of Australian red now - Rawson's retreat



                      Tastes terrible...
                      Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                      Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                      • Originally posted by snrjefe View Post
                        Incorrect. White wine is for getting ladies drunk so they're more malleable and should never actually be consumed by a male.
                        I've never consumed a lady.
                        Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                        ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                        • I guess you failed grammar and sentence structure.
                          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                          • Originally posted by kentonio View Post
                            How do you even get to 21 without having been blind drunk a few times anyway? Isn't that pretty much an essential element in growing up?
                            Worse thing I ever drank was some clear fig or date spirit from North Africa. It didn't help that it was winter time, and the next day I was meant to visit my grandfather. It felt like the Fall of Carthage was being re-enacted in my head, only more vigorously. The ground was slippy and so was my control on my stomach contents.

                            That was pretty much the decider on intoxicating liquids for me- I never enjoyed the taste of ales/beers and found the smell of them pretty revolting.
                            Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                            ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                            • Originally posted by dannubis View Post
                              You wonder who the first man was who thought up this idea...
                              Presumably the same one who thought up lite alcohol drinks. Like having food, only without flavour.
                              Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                              ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                              • Originally posted by Ban Kenobi View Post
                                If you'll eat that every day for an entire week you have no right to complain about how booze or anything else tastes.
                                It looks like he chucked it up after eating it. Or was watching Jeff Goldblum in 'The Fly' and became inspired.
                                Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                                ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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