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  • #91
    Originally posted by Wiglaf View Post
    Why do you assume kinect can't tell if it is obstructed? It can tell your heart rate..
    I promise you that it is possible to spoof it. If you wanted to go to extremes you could just plug the camera input into an arduino and program it to repeat a looping video.
    If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
    ){ :|:& };:

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    • #92
      It's infrared. It can tell the difference between lights out and electrical tape. Easily. It's actually fully functional in the dark..

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      • #93
        Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
        I promise you that it is possible to spoof it. If you wanted to go to extremes you could just plug the camera input into an arduino and program it to repeat a looping video.
        Wouldn't it be easier if MS simply made the existence of the Kinect in your home an option rather than shoving it down your throat as if the company was trying to skull**** you?
        I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
        For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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        • #94
          Nothing you post has any legitimacy.

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          • #95
            Anyway, assuming the privacy page isn't full of it, there isn't an immediate/immanent privacy concern here. They just said "you're going to buy this POS you didn't care about when we made it optional, and then you're going to wipe yourself off and thank me," is all. Barring a major PR blitz, the stories are still going to proliferate, though.
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            • #96
              Originally posted by Wiglaf View Post
              Nothing you post has any legitimacy.
              I find you to be an interesting and edifying poster.
              I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
              For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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              • #97
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                • #98
                  Originally posted by DinoDoc View Post
                  Wouldn't it be easier if MS simply made the existence of the Kinect in your home an option rather than shoving it down your throat as if the company was trying to skull**** you?
                  Yes, of course.
                  If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                  ){ :|:& };:

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                  • #99
                    Originally posted by Wiglaf View Post
                    It's infrared. It can tell the difference between lights out and electrical tape. Easily. It's actually fully functional in the dark..
                    Then you can put a glass of water in front it. It won't be able to see through that at all.
                    If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                    ){ :|:& };:

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                    • Originally posted by Wiglaf View Post
                      Nothing you post has any legitimacy.
                      Already used my thanks, goddammit.
                      "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                      "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                      • Originally posted by kentonio View Post
                        Oh and Sony's used game policy isn't open, they are simply leaving it up to publishers. Guess what publishers are likely to want?
                        Not even legal in the EU. It'll get rather entertaining to watch the fallout to the XBone.

                        Last edited by Krill; June 11, 2013, 20:41.
                        You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                        • Originally posted by Wiglaf View Post
                          You own only what you agree to own on a per-sale basis, and I just want to be clear about this, while I have gained 5 lbs this month because my dog Washington apparently killed my neighbor's infant and the threat of a lawsuit is kind of stressing me out, I am not ugly by any stretch of the imagination.
                          Not true in the EU And don't lie, you also put on weight because you ate the infant to conceal the evidence of the dog killing it.
                          You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                          • Originally posted by Elok View Post
                            Anyway, assuming the privacy page isn't full of it, there isn't an immediate/immanent privacy concern here.
                            And, clearly, the page couldn't be full of it.
                            "In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, Hyperion

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                            • OH MY GOD IF YOU PUT WATER IN FRONT OF THE KINECT AND IT CANNOT DETECT YOU THEN IT CAN SAY "NO PLAYER DETECTED/SYSTEM ERROR/PLEASE REMOVE THE WATER OR ELECTRICAL TAPE BLOCKING THE KINECT'

                              EVERYONE JUST HOLD ON A SECOND. Hold on one second here PLEASE. :agnyr I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A HARD CONCEPT TO GRASP DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY IDEA HOW EASY IT IS FOR SYSTEM PROGRAMMERS TO DEDUCE WHAT IS GOING ON IN YOUR HOME WHEN THE CAMERAS CAN'T SEE YOUR FACE OR SKELETON? THEY DO NUT NEED TO PRECISELY DIAGNOSE THE EXACT PROBLEM; THEY CAN SIMPLE DEDEUCE THAT YOU ARE NOT IN FRONT OF THE GOD DAMN MACHINE AND ASK YOU TO FIX THE PROBLEM YOURSELF; This is common knowledge, and I have no idea why it is so foreign to you, so let me put it in terms you people can understand: IF YOU ARE A MAIL CARRIER AND YOU DO NOT DELIVER THE MAIL (ELOK SHOULD BE ABLE TO RELATE TO THIS SINCE HE IS A PROFESSIONAL MAIL CARRIER, AND ALSO HE IS AUTISTIC) THEN YOU GET FIRED; IF THE WATER SOME HOW PREVENTS THE MAIL FROM REACHING ITS DESTINATION, THAT PROBLEM MUST BE RESOLVED BEFORE MAIL DELIVERY (AKA "GAME PLAYING" IN THIS ANALOGY" CAN COMMENCE)..

                              PLEASE let me know if any of you have questions about this, I am really trying to make myself understood but feel like I am failing to do anything right ever since my neighbor's kid died at the hands of my longtime household pet. If you need more analogies I have them. And DinoDoc I recommend starting a DL and pretending none of your life to this point ever happened.

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                              • Originally posted by Krill View Post
                                Not true in the EU And don't lie, you also put on weight because you ate the infant to conceal the evidence of the dog killing it.
                                He's right. These are kind of matters the EU has relevance in and they'll be damned if they don't throw around their weight around in them.
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