BK's actings explained

[Kidlicious]

People don't call Ben dishonest because of his politics, it's because he lies. Seriously, how can you always write so much and say absolutely nothing?

Most people don't care about dishonesty as long as you say what they like. They all lie.

[DaShi]

#1: Facts don’t change our minds

[Ben Kenobi]

Pretty much every statement you make is either wrong or untrue. You're also fundamentally dishonest. It doesn't require a particular branch of degree to tell that you shouldnt be allowed anywhere near the education of children.

So Kentonio lacks a degree. Thought so.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

I see a future in which a large number of people list their qualifications and call Ben a moron.

[loinburger]

It's not that you need a college degree to be allowed to criticize Ben, it's that nobody is allowed to criticize Ben and he'll decide after the fact why a particular person is disqualified. The friggin Pope could say "hey Ben, you're being a douchebag," and the likely response would be "I'm not listening to a guy wearing a dress"

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

If he's keen to list what other posters may, or may not, be lacking the favour should be returned.

Ben is lacking-

1- Height.
2- Hearing.
3- The ability to sustain consistent rational thought.
4- Any prospect of reproduction that doesn't involve chloroform.

[Ben Kenobi]

It's not that you need a college degree to be allowed to criticize Ben, it's that nobody is allowed to criticize Ben and he'll decide after the fact why a particular person is disqualified. The friggin Pope could say "hey Ben, you're being a douchebag," and the likely response would be "I'm not listening to a guy wearing a dress"

So, you're saying that if someone I respected like Slowwhand or Nikolai were to call me out, that I wouldn't stop to take what he says into consideration? Nikolai and Slowwy have in fact called me out at certain times.

There are posters that I respect here. You were one of them, but that changed. I used to think you were a funloving and interesting poster, but now you're just a shrill humorless prig. Either you're not getting enough or you're getting it from the wrong person.

[loinburger]

Either you're not getting enough or you're getting it from the wrong person.

The forum's perpetual virgin is criticizing my sex life? Seriously?

[Ben Kenobi]

If he's keen to list what other posters may, or may not, be lacking the favour should be returned.

I wonder if Laz notices that I don't reply in kind to him? "Outlook not so good". Hrm.

Ben is lacking-

1- Height.
2- Hearing.
3- The ability to sustain consistent rational thought.
4- Any prospect of reproduction that doesn't involve chloroform.

Why have you been so fixated on the last one? I didn't know that my lovelife was apparently a topic of discussion in the Laz household. What are you holding a sweepstakes and this is your way to prompt me to get it on? Should I be flattered?

[Ben Kenobi]

The forum's perpetual virgin is criticizing my sex life? Seriously?

If I'm the resident expert in not getting any, I should think I should recognise the symptoms.

[loinburger]

Either you're not getting enough or you're getting it from the wrong person.

I didn't know that my lovelife was apparently a topic of discussion in the Laz household.

What the hell is wrong with you?

[loinburger]

If I'm the resident expert in not getting any, I should think I should recognise the symptoms.

Symptoms like "obsessing over homosexuality"? "Obsessing over the need to have a ridiculously high birthrate"? "Being a virgin"?

[Ben Kenobi]

What the hell is wrong with you?

You tell me. You've really changed in the last while and not for the better. When's the last time you had anything on the wu-tang clan? I remember the old loinburger. He was a laugh riot and very fun. Loinburger the sequel is getting massively panned.

[Ben Kenobi]

Symptoms like "obsessing over homosexuality"? "Obsessing over the need to have a ridiculously high birthrate"? "Being a virgin"?

Being a humorless prig? When's the last time you told a joke here? I expect this type of behaviour from Kentonio or Gribbler - they've always been that way. But you? No. So what changed, Loinburger?

[loinburger]

First the forum's perpetual virgin criticizes my sex life, and then the most loathed poster on the forums criticizes the content that I post? You're ****ed in the head.