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  • #91
    Originally posted by Pax View Post
    it's really about alby and helping him get laid. so lets focus on that.
    Did anyone else immediately start hearing the theme music to a certain series of action/spy movies starring a divorcing actor
    You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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    • #92
      Hey those yellow shorts paired with that teal polo have gotten me compliments from strangers. Still waiting for a woman to comment on them but gay dudes love it.

      Seriously though, teal and yellow go together very well.


      And KH is too good for Brooks Brothers. What in the ****?
      "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
      "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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      • #93
        Still waiting for a woman to comment on them but gay dudes love it.
        Least surprising post ever.
        Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
        "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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        • #94
          Damn, BK made sense. It must be 2012 right ?
          "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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          • #95
            a) chick is sort of on the fat side.
            b)
            Still waiting for a woman to comment on them but gay dudes love it.

            ..
            ..
            .
            urgh.NSFW

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            • #96
              Originally posted by Az View Post
              a) chick is sort of on the fat side.
              More like fat back side

              Last edited by Al B. Sure!; July 10, 2012, 06:34.
              "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
              "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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              • #97
                I'd **** her, as well as the chick in your photo. it's not black and white, mang.
                urgh.NSFW

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                • #98
                  Originally posted by Az View Post
                  I'd **** her, as well as the chick in your photo. it's not black and white, mang.
                  I DanSed you.
                  "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                  "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                  • #99
                    She called me ugly and a weirdo
                    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                    • #100
                      Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                      Umm... How so?

                      She approached me when I was working at the bank. Asked for my number. We went on a date. I won't tell you about the rest. I posted about her on Apolyton back then.

                      She's not out of my league. Out of my league women don't ask me out! Do women out of your league ask you out?

                      I'm 6'2" and in shape with a Mediterranean complexion. Women be mirin' all the time.
                      I remember her didn't she have another boyfriend?

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                      • #101
                        Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                        She called me ugly and a weirdo
                        At least she responded.

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                        • #102
                          And you felt the need to share that why ?
                          "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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                          • #103
                            Be somebody else.



                            Or some thing else.


                            She called me ugly and a weirdo

                            If only you'd cruise the school for the blind.
                            Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                            ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                            • #104
                              Blind people are perfectly capable of determining whether someone is a weirdo or not.

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                              • #105
                                True, but at least he might get away with the yellow shorts thing.

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