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Could you pretend to be mute? Then you gain sympathy points and won't drive women away by having to reveal your actual personality. 
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She's probably not interested because she knows that you're a 30-year-old virgin.<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures
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Albie, she's fat and has something weird on her thigh. Do you really want her?
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Fat?
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
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Used that on my wife.Originally posted by Asher View PostTell her you are hung and willing. Works for me every time.
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onodera only dates anorexics.Originally posted by onodera View PostAlbie, she's fat and has something weird on her thigh. Do you really want her?
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Food is hard to come by in Russia."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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No, my wife weighs 50kg, and it's a perfect weight.Originally posted by MRT144 View PostGraffiti in a public toilet
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What is that thing on her leg?Comment
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I think it's a tattoo. She didn't have that before, as far as I know.Originally posted by gribbler View Post
Still not seeing how she's fat by anyone's definition, though
I get how a woman can be a bit voluptuous and it's borderline fat (like Christina Hendricks or something) but she's not even at that point.
Last edited by Al B. Sure!; July 6, 2012, 19:50."Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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Do yourself a favor, Alby -- leave this thread.
Don't report on your next move, nor her response, and above all, don't ask what you should do next or how you should act around her.
Oh, and congrats on using the word "chick" instead of "female" in the thread title. I'm not sure if it's progress, but at least it's a change.Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
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Why?Originally posted by -Jrabbit View Post"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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It might help to reduce the stalker vibe you are giving off?Comment
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Because only 3-year-olds require a play-by-play account of their lives.Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
You're like Schrodinger's Virgin.Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
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Has it ever helped?Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View PostI drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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