How to get this chick into me again?

[Aeson]

I haven't talked to her in months. How would that do me any good? I will never get anyone if I followed this advice and just waited for them to come to me.

It's specific advice for the situation you described, not all relationships. Plenty of fish in the sea, no need to obsess about one that already bounced back to an ex without maintaining any sort of contact for months.

[Aeson]

I haven't talked to her in months. How would that do me any good? I will never get anyone if I followed this advice and just waited for them to come to me.

It's specific advice for the situation you described, not all relationships. Plenty of fish in the sea, no need to obsess about one that already bounced back to an ex without maintaining any sort of contact for months.

[Asher]

Tell her you are hung and willing. Works for me every time.

[Al B. Sure!]

Tell her you are hung and willing. Works for me every time.

Gay guys have it so easy

[Asher]

Have you tried this approach with women? How do you know it doesn't work?

Considering this girl has pictures of herself in a bikini on the internet, I don't think she'd be too upset.

[dannubis]

I haven't talked to her in months. How would that do me any good? I will never get anyone if I followed this advice and just waited for them to come to me.

So, you are thinking that you stand a chance of having meaningful relationship with her right after she broke up with her boyfriend ?

OTOH, if you are just looking to bone her, call ... what have you got to loose ?

[dannubis]

And after having seen the pic, IF that is really her, you are so out of your league...

[Elok]

Just pick up the phone and say, "For me, the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies."

[Al B. Sure!]

And after having seen the pic, IF that is really her, you are so out of your league...

Umm... How so?

She approached me when I was working at the bank. Asked for my number. We went on a date. I won't tell you about the rest. I posted about her on Apolyton back then.

She's not out of my league. Out of my league women don't ask me out! Do women out of your league ask you out?

I'm 6'2" and in shape with a Mediterranean complexion. Women be mirin' all the time.

[Asher]

[Al B. Sure!]

Shut up, Asher. Women 'mire a lot. She did.

It might just be my height that does it, though. You wouldn't know anything about that, now would you?

[Provost Harrison]

I think I've discovered alby's problem; he wants to get women into him rather than vice versa.

My thoughts exactly

[Provost Harrison]

Just pick up the phone and say, "For me, the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies."

And again, my thoughts exactly

[Asher]

Shut up, Asher. Women 'mire a lot. She did.

It might just be my height that does it, though. You wouldn't know anything about that, now would you?

I never had a problem with picking up men or women, so no, I don't know anything about your problem.

Maybe you don't have a charming personality, kind smile, and seductive eyes.

[Al B. Sure!]

I never had a problem with picking up men or women, so no, I don't know anything about your problem.

Maybe you don't have a charming personality, kind smile, and seductive eyes.

No. I don't. But we all know that.