On Jury Duty, but how can I get the plaintiff's number?

[Ben Kenobi]

• not to talk to anyone else or to allow anyone else to talk with them or in their
presence about the case, and to report to the judge immediately the attempt of anyone
to communicate with them about the case;

You've already done this, Albert. Some jackass here at Poly could find out relatively easily which court and which docket and post everything you've said here.

• not to talk during trial to parties, witnesses, or counsel.

This is BASIC, Albert.

Issuing a contempt citation. See G.S. 15A-1035 (a presiding judge may maintain
courtroom order through the use of his or her contempt powers as provided in Chapter
5A, Contempt

That means a fine, jail time and possible criminal record.

[Ben Kenobi]

Do you actually know what perjury is, you ********?

If he lies about it under oath, yes.

[Hauldren Collider]

It wouldn't be perjury unless he was stupid enough to actually lie.

[Aeson]

Alternatively, you could stand up in court, address the Judge, and say, "I ask to be dismissed from this jury because the plaintiff is just too hot for me to remain impartial."

[Hauldren Collider]

[BlackCat]

"The stewardess is hot, maybe I should ask her to have sex with me in the bathroom?"

If it's at a hotel where the stewardesses are resting, there might be bathrooms, but on a flight, I doubt there are such - is this just one more of these crazy american euphemisms ?

[Hauldren Collider]

Actually, flight attendant is the euphemism. Stewardess is the original term.

[giblets]

If it's at a hotel where the stewardesses are resting, there might be bathrooms, but on a flight, I doubt there are such - is this just one more of these crazy american euphemisms ?

A bathroom is a room with a toilet. No, toilets are not used for bathing.

[Hauldren Collider]

Wow, I completely misread his post.

[BlackCat]

A bathroom is a room with a toilet. No, toilets are not used for bathing.

I was right, an american euphemism

[RoboCon]

This is some of the most retarded **** ever posted here.

[Hauldren Collider]

But did 9/11 change everything?

[Ecthy]

What would you know about RoboCon?

[-Jrabbit]

Wow. No, c'mon, really? Get a grip, Albert.

[Lorizael]

What would you know about RoboCon?

My first thought.