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This makes no sense. You should know her name, right? Do they not have phone books in Philadelphia or something?
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That's why I need to do it in person!
Once the case is over, it's no longer illegal, right? But how can I handle the logistics of it? How is the court-room usually dispersed? I imagine she would be walking out with her lawyer... and if she loses, a juror would be the last person she wants to speak to."Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
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You are a jury member and saying publicly that you want to **** her though in a decent way- still, despite your decent thoughts, the system has a kind of dislike of such.
The result of your hornyness could be a mistrial(?) for her and a sentence for you (worst case jail)
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1) I'm just going to call her up? Talk about creepy.Originally posted by gribbler View Post
2) Cellphone numbers aren't usually in phonebooks."Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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Try teh intarweb - they often have itOriginally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
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I'm not just going to call her! That goes against all decorum and is mad weird. I need to get her number from her with permission to call. The more I can holler at her in person, the better. I need my looks and dress to help me out, here."Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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Come on people! If Alpert is anything, he's classy.Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
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I think you are mad weird. You might as well filter out all of the girls who don't want that by acting weird from the beginning so you waste less of your time.Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View PostComment
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QUOTED FOR MEGA ****ING TRUTHOriginally posted by Elok View PostIf there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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Again, QFTOriginally posted by Kuciwalker View PostIf there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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So let me get this straight.
Calling the gal out of the blue is mad weird, but trying to get her number when you are in the middle of a court case where she is the plaintiff and you are a juror isn't?Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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In the immortal words of the great Huck Finn, this is the most jackass idea I've ever heard. You need to cease and desist, immediately. It probably would not hurt to edit out everything you've said in this thread, or just ask the mods to delete it. Ignore everyone in this thread who's encouraging you; they're encouraging you in anticipation of massive future schadenfreude. Translated to Philly, that means they want to see you as not only a crab in a bucket, they want to see the bucket full of boiling acid. They're just putting more coal in the locomotive to make the ensuing train wreck more fun.Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View PostComment
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